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BainsBane goes off the deep end
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:58:59 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025571632

Oh my.

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Cali_Democrat (21,886 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:30 PM

Florida woman has surgery to add third breast

A 21-year-old Florida woman says she spent $20,000 for a third breast to make herself "unatttractive to men."
 
The admittedly "crazy" massage therapist, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, told an Orlando radio station in a bizarre interview that she had the plastic surgery because she doesn't want to date anymore.
 
"Well I am crazy," she told the "The News Junkie" show last week. "Crazy people don't know they are crazy, so technically since I know I'm crazy I'm not crazy."
 
She said she had to see countless doctors before finding one who would do the surgery. The procedure cost $20,000, she told the radio station.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/florida-woman-surgery-add-breast-article-1.1948199

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nomorenomore08 (11,301 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:32 PM

1. Seems awfully young to be taking a permanent vow of celibacy. But what the hell do I know?

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Warpy (78,665 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:42 PM

5. If you've got twenty grand at the age of 21

and you're not spending it on getting the hell out of Florida, you definitely need your screws tightened.
 
My mother always said when she saw high rise condos going up that it was a good thing because they'd make Florida sink faster.

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NYC_SKP (61,670 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:36 PM

3. A dear friend of mine has six, two traditional plus four supernumerary or auxiliary nipples.

These came naturally to her.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21838088

I see Florida woman's surgery as akin to piercings, tattoos, or surgical implant of sixth and seventh testicles.
 
Extra testicles, it's the new crewcut.

^^^Skippy.

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SheilaT (15,578 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:41 PM

4. I'm appalled that any doctor would actually perform this surgery.

She needs serious therapy. If she doesn't want to date, she could -- I know, this is crazy -- but she could just politely turn down and offers of a date.
 
Besides, there are bound to be men out there who would find the three breasts extremely titillating.

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panader0 (11,183 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:54 PM

11. Reminds me of a limerick

There once was a woman who begat
three babies named Nat, Tat and Pat.
It was fun in the breeding
but hell in the feeding
when she found there was no tit for Tat.

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NaturalHigh (7,162 posts)   Mon Sep 22, 2014, 08:25 PM

14. Well, at least she knows she's crazy.

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fadedrose (7,748 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 10:43 PM

31. Good luck finding a bra...

but Florida is always our state where if something unusual is going to happen, it'll be Florida . . .. so she will doubtless find a bra there.. . ...
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2014, 11:05:26 PM »
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SheilaT (15,578 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:41 PM

Besides, there are bound to be men out there who would find the three breasts extremely titillating.

That *******ed DUmmy stole my joke!
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2014, 11:11:30 PM »
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SheilaT (15,578 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:41 PM

4. I'm appalled that any doctor would actually perform this surgery.

Well, twenty grand is twenty grand. It's not like you can walk out the back door and grab a couple of C's from a bush.

And I guarantee that there are plastic surgeons out there that would sew on a second nose if the price is right.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2014, 11:16:38 PM »
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SheilaT (15,578 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:41 PM

4. I'm appalled that any doctor would actually perform this surgery.
But I'll bet you swallowed Obama's "boat payment amputation" story line, hook, and sinker.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2014, 11:17:30 PM »
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Cali_Democrat (21,886 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:30 PM

Florida woman has surgery to add third breast

A 21-year-old Florida woman says she spent $20,000 for a third breast to make herself "unatttractive to men."
All she had to do is wipe off the half-pound of makeup she was wearing.

Bitches be trippin'.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2014, 11:26:52 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on September 22, 2014, 11:11:30 PM
Well, twenty grand is twenty grand. It's not like you can walk out the back door and grab a couple of C's from a bush.

And I guarantee that there are plastic surgeons out there that would sew on a second nose if the price is right.


The sleazy ones. Most wouldn't do it.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 12:39:10 AM »
If ever there was a thread that was useless without pictures, this is it.

I think this third tit story is about as truthful as a Pam Dawson memoir.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 01:41:01 AM »
Wasn't there a bar scene in "Total Recall" where Schwartzenegger looked at a chick with three tits, and she giggled? She was hot, btw.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 04:07:39 AM »
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NYC_SKP (61,670 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:36 PM

3. A dear friend of mine has six, two traditional plus four supernumerary or auxiliary nipples.

These came naturally to her.

That's because your "dear friend"...is a cow...seriously.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 12:28:49 PM »
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Warpy (78,665 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:42 PM

5. My mother always said when she saw high rise condos going up that it was a good thing because they'd make Florida sink faster.


Does that go along wiith Guam tipping over?  Another sterling example of why they are called DUmmies.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2014, 12:40:02 PM »
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NYC_SKP (61,670 posts)    Mon Sep 22, 2014, 07:36 PM

3. A dear friend of mine has six, two traditional plus four supernumerary or auxiliary nipples.

Counting tits is customary in democrat society.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 12:56:03 PM »
I would like to see a pair that matches the front in the back. :-)
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 01:01:28 PM »
 :picsneeded:
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 01:09:39 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 23, 2014, 01:01:28 PM
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If the third nipple puckers, we'll know where he got the brown skin for it.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 01:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 22, 2014, 11:05:26 PM
That *******ed DUmmy stole my joke!

It didn't strike you as triply titillating ?

Quote from: Chris_ on September 22, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
But I'll bet you swallowed Obama's "boat payment amputation" story line, hook, and sinker.

I don't remember that one. I will have to look it up.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2014, 01:43:45 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 23, 2014, 01:24:36 PM
It didn't strike you as triply titillating ?

I don't remember that one. I will have to look it up.
The gist of it was that doctors were "unnecessarily" performing amputations so they could earn more money.

What an asshole.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2014, 02:51:08 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdNkjvDnxQ[/youtube]
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2014, 02:54:56 PM »
And she posts a pic like this:




 :bs:

She's in it for attention. Besides, it'd be like motorboating twin 250's.
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Re: BainsBane goes off the deep end
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2014, 03:38:01 PM »

Some Photoshops are better than others.

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