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Offline franksolich

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the subway cat on the loose again
« on: September 21, 2014, 09:16:38 PM »
I was wandering around Skins's island, no particular reason, just to see what was up, and stumbled across a recent comment by the subway cat.

Whoa, I thought; the security technicians must've been sleeping on the job.

She's made two comments the past week, both of them one sentence.

No lengthy screeds, no stream-of-consciousness, no verbal anarchy.

<<<bets she's on some good drugs now.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 09:27:27 PM by franksolich »
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2014, 09:45:07 PM »
I wonder if they are letting her interact with normal folks... well dummies ain't normal folk but beggars can't be choosers... for short periods. Maybe the shrinks are monitoring the websites she goes to?  Wouldn't that be a freaking hoot!!!  I'd like to be a fly on the wall in that shrink conference.   :lmao:
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2014, 09:53:29 PM »
She must be heavily medicated.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2014, 10:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 21, 2014, 09:53:29 PM
She must be heavily medicated.

I wonder if she still thinks she is a male panther?   :lmao:

I'm guessing the sisters knew she was nuts and when the mother took her eternal celestial dirt nap they did what had to be done.

Dump ain't been the same without her.   
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2014, 11:04:44 PM »
Do they have Internet access at mental hospitals?
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2014, 11:19:05 PM »
She is the embodiment of the modern day liberal. Every one of them should be locked up and throw away the key.

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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2014, 11:19:26 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 21, 2014, 11:04:44 PM
Do they have Internet access at mental hospitals?

I expect she briefly got hold of someone else's smart phone, which is why the two posts were single sentences.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 11:33:52 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 21, 2014, 11:19:26 PM
i expect she briefly got hold of someone else's smart phone, which is why the two posts were single sentences.

Go figure. I wonder whose smart phone would that be.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2014, 11:53:06 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 21, 2014, 11:33:52 PM
Go figure. I wonder whose smart phone would that be.
Probably beat up some noob in the shrink ward and stole their phone.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 12:01:41 AM »
I miss the fun that a male panther trapped in a incredibly ugly, batshit crazy woman's body can bring.  She needs to get back on the organic pineapple juice ASAP.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 12:54:55 AM »
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I wonder if she still thinks she is a male panther?   :lmao:

Wouldn't that be a "Ghey, male panther"? At least in the 'cat's world.

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I'm guessing the sisters knew she was nuts and when the mother took her eternal celestial dirt nap they did what had to be done.

We should be as lucky as 'cat, and for that matter LFR and Stewie, that our siblings will try to intercede on our behalf when life hits the skid and things get traumatic.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 10:56:26 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 21, 2014, 11:53:06 PM
Probably beat up some noob in the shrink ward and stole their phone.

Bribed someone sho is allowed one with all her desserts for a week in exchange for a half-hour on the internet, would be my guess.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 11:51:48 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 22, 2014, 10:56:26 AM
Bribed someone sho is allowed one with all her desserts for a week in exchange for a half-hour on the internet, would be my guess.

Or she chewed a spork into a lethal weapon.

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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 12:24:51 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 22, 2014, 10:56:26 AM
Bribed someone sho is allowed one with all her desserts medication for a week in exchange for a half-hour on the internet, would be my guess.

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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 12:52:28 PM »
I expect that with total far-over-the-edge wacko like her, Nurse Ratchitt makes her swallow all her own pills in her presence.

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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 01:45:19 PM »
I know I know... I shouldn't go there... but...

I wonder if during her/his/its sex episodes it wears a strap on and if so is it a realistic representation of a male panther penis because if not she/he/it is just perpetrating a fraud!!!!
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 02:04:29 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 22, 2014, 01:45:19 PM
I know I know... I shouldn't go there... but...

I wonder if during her/his/its sex episodes it wears a strap on and if so is it a realistic representation of a male panther penis because if not she/he/it is just perpetrating a fraud!!!!

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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 02:30:32 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 21, 2014, 11:33:52 PM
Go figure. I wonder whose smart phone would that be.

Dunno, but I am certain when she gave it back it was a dumb phone. Teh stupid can infect technology.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 05:29:52 PM »
Wonder if the zoo knows she has escaped yet?
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2014, 10:52:14 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 22, 2014, 05:29:52 PM
Wonder if the zoo knows she has escaped yet?

The zoo is going to have some explaining to do about why some dangerous and wild animal escaped.
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2014, 11:59:48 AM »
I come back and find threads on both UGP and Pam? It's like Christmas!
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2014, 12:22:03 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on September 24, 2014, 11:59:48 AM
I come back and find threads on both UGP and Pam? It's like Christmas!

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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2014, 02:06:16 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 24, 2014, 12:22:03 PM
The libs have an uncanny ability to take their libness up a notch.
The next thing you know it will be triple breasts.

Take a gander at this story . . . http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/woman-who-claimed-to-have-surgery-to-add-third-breast-exposed-as-hoaxer/
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Re: the subway cat on the loose again
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2014, 12:15:14 AM »
^It was the opposite of too good to be true!
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