A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks

[GOBUCKS]

I don't know about you, but I've been missing poor stupid rsmithnumbers and his hilarious bouncy tales.

Now that it's September and DOTY season is approaching, maybe he'll start cranking out more of his goofy, awkward fantasies.

The DUmp desperately needs a spark.

Thu Sep 11, 2014, 10:31 PM
rsmith6621 (6,885 posts)

I Gave The republicans Hell at the State Fair today

Went today to the Ye Ole State Fair today. While my wife and Granddaughter were riding those over priced mechanical devices I was out looking at the Cattle and commercial exhibits.

So as I was walking through the exhibits I noticed the state republican booth. So I passed by the booth at a close range when one of the workers ask how my day was going. I said well now that I found you it is about to get better, FOR ME.

The booth had flyers from their various candidates on the table and they had made a wall with streets signs. What most caught my attention was a sign labeled Star Poll. It had the names of Romney,Cruz,Christie,Rubio,Paul. So I said Ah ha I see your strategy,she said what is that. I said to her your strategy is to distract the voters with the 2016 POTUS election in hopes that they forget about the mid terms because as a former RNC chair once said " republicans win when voters don't turn out" Her eyes became glazed like a deer in headlight look and she was speechless.

Another name on that straw poll was good ole " I cant name a single source that I read Sarah Pailin" I then said your party is still living in fantasy land that ole Going Rouge Palin could be president. The straw poll showed Romney with 611 votes and Palin with 402 followed by the rest. The women said well she is better than the Democrats fantasy candidate, I said to her, WHO would that be. She stumbled her speech with no name out of her mouth and then shut up. I closed by saying, If your trying to say Hilary Hilary is miles more qualified then Palin and anything the republicans could put up for decades to come

She went back to the deer in headlight looks. I then smiled and left.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025523301

Poor stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers sure is a clever guy.

[franksolich]

 

[franksolich]

Bonx (378 posts)    Fri Sep 12, 2014, 12:37 AM

5. I'm not sure I understand the purpose

of giving volunteers 'hell' at a political party booth at the state fair.

[ChuckJ]

This isn't the first state fair or county fair Bouncy, but I can't remember who made up the last one.

Personally, I think rsmith's made up stories are getting a bit better, but I still think that he'd benefit greatly from a creative writing class.

[Carl]

That was pitiful. 

[dane]

I've often wondered after reading one of these types of bouncy, does the author *really* believe what he/she typed?

[Big Dog]

Isn't rsmithnumbers the DUmmy who failed "reverse" at driving school?

[JohnnyReb]

Off topic but here goes. Returning from drinking coffee with the good old boys at the country store this morning, guess what I saw on the used car lot. A large SUV type van with a nice paint scheme that said, in foot and a half tall letters on each side, "RE-ELECT OBAMA '12".

Just got the bright idea of buying the thing and charging people to shoot at it.... ....but then I'd probably get in trouble with the IRS, SS, FBI, EPA, HHS, and a few other agencies.   

[USA4ME]

Look rsmithnumbers, we've seen your pic, you fat lump of lard. You didn't give them any grief and you didn't say the things you claim you said. At worst, if you even went up to the booth, you mooched on their free donuts and cookies.

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[landofconfusion80]

Look rsmithnumbers, we've seen your pic, you fat lump of lard. You didn't give them any grief and you didn't say the things you claim you said. At worst, if you even went up to the booth, you mooched on their free donuts and cookies.

.

there's a good reason why he wasn't on the rides with the rest of the fam.  "You must be narrower than the doorframe to ride"

[DumbAss Tanker]

If the conversation was anything remotely like his description, I'm sure the lady at the booth was paralyzed by the understandable fear that he would pull out a hammer or hatchet and start swinging it wildly while cackling and screaming.

[JohnnyReb]

Did rsmithnumbers molest any cows while he was there?

[GOBUCKS]

I closed by saying, If your trying to say Hilary Hilary is miles more qualified then Palin and anything the republicans could put up for decades to come

She went back to the deer in headlight looks. I then smiled and left.

I enjoy how poor stupid rsmithnumbers always portrays himself as smartest character in these stories - in real life he's one of the DUmbest of all DUmmies.

[Carl]

The booth had flyers from their various candidates on the table and they had made a wall with streets signs. What most caught my attention was a sign labeled Star Poll. It had the names of Romney,Cruz,Christie,Rubio,Paul. So I said Ah ha I see your strategy,she said what is that. I said to her your strategy is to distract the voters with the 2016 POTUS election in hopes that they forget about the mid terms because as a former RNC chair once said " republicans win when voters don't turn out" Her eyes became glazed like a deer in headlight look and she was speechless.

That look was actually amazement and a fight to keep from laughing hysterically that such a stupid slug could be walking and breathing on its own.

[Tess Anderson]

 

So Randy was waddling around Pullyallup yesterday, I see but I missed him. Let me get this straight, there was talk about the 2016 GOP primary, and Randy takes that to be a way to suppress the GOP vote this year?

 

[DumbAss Tanker]

So Randy was waddling around Pullyallup yesterday, I see but I missed him. Let me get this straight, there was talk about the 2016 GOP primary, and Randy takes that to be a way to suppress the GOP vote this year?

 

I think what he was saying in that disorganized garble (Now try and stay with me here, I admit in advance that it makes no rational sense) was that he was accusing the GOP of (1) playing down the mid-term elections, (2) so as not to arouse attention, (3) thereby reducing the reaction among the Democrat base voters, (4) meanwhile the Republicans sneakily turn out in droves, alerted by the VRWC secret commo net, to achieve (5) EVIL VRWC COUP!!!111!!!eleventy!

[Big Dog]

So Randy was waddling around Pullyallup yesterday, I see but I missed him. Let me get this straight, there was talk about the 2016 GOP primary, and Randy takes that to be a way to suppress the GOP vote this year?

 

Tess,

If you have the time, can you run over to rsmithnumbers' house and slap the stupid out of him?

Bring friends. I suspect you'll run out of slaps before he runs out of stupid.

[Fourwinds]

Funny how I've lived in a blue state since 2006 and have yet to see one of these fearless liberals out in public taking on the other side.

[Chris_]

Funny how I've lived in a blue state since 2006 and have yet to see one of these fearless liberals out in public taking on the other side.

I've lived down here since I was old enough to go to grade school.

Never seen it.  It just doesn't happen.  You're more likely to see an Obamite arguing why her EBT card doesn't have enough on it to feed her five fatherless children.

[98ZJUSMC]

I think what he was saying in that disorganized garble (Now try and stay with me here, I admit in advance that it makes no rational sense) was that he was accusing the GOP of (1) playing down the mid-term elections, (2) so as not to arouse attention, (3) thereby reducing the reaction among the Democrat base voters, (4) meanwhile the Republicans sneakily turn out in droves, alerted by the VRWC secret commo net, to achieve (5) EVIL VRWC COUP!!!111!!!eleventy!

My God....that's it!!!

Why didn't I see it before?

[98ZJUSMC]

Funny how I've lived in a blue state since 2006 and have yet to see one of these fearless liberals out in public taking on the other side.

Never seen it here, either.   I have been dropping some anti-Obama, anti-Democrat remarks around at the typical bouncy places: Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Menards, Kroger, et al.  to see if I could elicit some reaction like this.  Nothing.  That is, nothing, but smiles of agreement and a couple "No kidding"s.

..and yes, lurking (D)Ullards, some black people, too.

We do socially interact with black people.  They're called friends and we don't genuflect in front of them.   

[BlueStateSaint]

I think what he was saying in that disorganized garble (Now try and stay with me here, I admit in advance that it makes no rational sense) was that he was accusing the GOP of (1) playing down the mid-term elections, (2) so as not to arouse attention, (3) thereby reducing the reaction among the Democrat base voters, (4) meanwhile the Republicans sneakily turn out in droves, alerted by the VRWC secret commo net, to achieve (5) EVIL VRWC COUP!!!111!!!eleventy!

 

[Karin]

Not Randy's best effort, but I'm grateful for something. 

DAT must have been in intense Nadin-to-English translation training to be able to crack that code. 

[DumbAss Tanker]

My career involved talking to an awful lot of crazy people over the years.  Words can't express how welcome the sweet release of retirement was.

[diesel driver]

rsmith6621 (6,885 posts)

I Gave The republicans Hell at the State Fair today

Went today to the Ye Ole State Fair today. While my wife and Granddaughter were riding those over priced mechanical devices I was out looking at the Cattle and commercial exhibits.

Looking for a date?

So as I was walking through the exhibits I noticed the state republican booth. So I passed by the booth at a close range when one of the workers ask how my day was going. I said well now that I found you it is about to get better, FOR ME.

The booth had flyers from their various candidates on the table and they had made a wall with streets signs. What most caught my attention was a sign labeled Star Poll. It had the names of Romney,Cruz,Christie,Rubio,Paul. So I said Ah ha I see your strategy,she said what is that. I said to her your strategy is to distract the voters with the 2016 POTUS election in hopes that they forget about the mid terms because as a former RNC chair once said " republicans win when voters don't turn out" Her eyes became glazed like a deer in headlight look and she was speechless.

Another name on that straw poll was good ole " I cant name a single source that I read Sarah Pailin" I then said your party is still living in fantasy land that ole Going Rouge Palin could be president. The straw poll showed Romney with 611 votes and Palin with 402 followed by the rest. The women said well she is better than the Democrats fantasy candidate, I said to her, WHO would that be. She stumbled her speech with no name out of her mouth and then shut up. I closed by saying, If your trying to say Hilary Hilary is miles more qualified then Palin and anything the republicans could put up for decades to come

She went back to the deer in headlight looks. I then smiled and left.
 

She was worried your type of stupid mght be contagious.

Palin has run a business and a state, Hitlery has run nothing more than her mouth.

Oh, yeah, and the State Department.  How'd THAT work out? (*cough* Bengazi)