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Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:11:57 AM »
I didn't know Walmart had these . . . :whistling:

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Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart

September 2, 2014



Two Ohioans are facing theft charges after they allegedly swiped four “sexual pleasure aids” from a Walmart during a 1:45 AM shopping trip, police report.

Yes, Walmart sells “sexual pleasure aids.”
 
According to cops, Walmart security guards detained Kia Porter, 23, and Geoffrey Greene, 20, after the Cleveland residents were spotted last week stashing the merchandise into Porter’s purse as they moved through the store in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb.

The rest is here:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Walmart-sex-toy-theft-785413

Such a fine, upstanding lady in the photo . . . ::) :whatever: :o :whistling:
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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2014, 09:11:03 AM »
I'd rate her 4 1/2  :puke: s and 5  :bolt: s! Just based on the lipstick!
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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 01:25:30 PM »
I didn't know the Mooch was hard up.
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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 01:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 23, 2014, 01:25:30 PM
I didn't know the Mooch was hard up.
I guess Obama isn't hard up.
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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 03:47:15 PM »
Like that wouldn't stand out at 1:45 a.m. on a security camera.  SCARY
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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2014, 08:15:22 PM »
Are these DUmmies?
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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 05:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 24, 2014, 08:15:22 PM
Are these DUmmies?

Even bunnies can figure that out, Ptarmy . . .

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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 07:49:51 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 25, 2014, 05:23:29 AM
Even bunnies can figure that out, Ptarmy . . .



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Re: Cleveland Couple Collared For Theft Of Four "Sexual Pleasure Aids" From Walmart
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2014, 11:49:50 AM »
She must be hard to please.
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