This DUmmy should hop the next bus to Tucson. Tucson's advocacy centers are the best in all known worlds!
The city would even give her a cat.

I saw a little blurb in the "Weird but True" column of the
New York Post yesterday, where there's a German bank that will
rent you a cat as part of the mortgage. Seems that the local tradition is that if a cat is the first to cross the threshold of a newly-purchased home, it's good luck for the new owners. They let you have the cat for two hours, which is about long enough to check things out without needing a litter box.