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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2014, 07:54:35 PM »
Someone report Pitt for Heron Abuse!!!!  :-)
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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2014, 03:51:53 AM »
Quote from: Karin on September 07, 2014, 03:15:00 PM
It never fails.  Someone posts a simple story, and an asshole like Commonist shits all over it.  I just cannot understand how they are so addicted to the DUmp when they treat each other like utter crap. 

This would explain why DUmmies vote demoncrat.  The party treats them the same way.

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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2014, 06:37:53 AM »
Poor, Poor Pitiful Pitt He's trying to build cred with Princess Liawatha, in the hopes of getting a job in her upcoming campaign. In the past month, we've seen him get all woo-woo mystical on us, work on a pony tail, self-publish another Two Minutes Hate coloring book, continue to drink like it's Saturday night on the Rez, and talk shit about his old pal Hildabeast.

His next step:  "come out" as an Indian. He'll take the heron as his totem. It is the perfect animal for him, as Brother Beefeater has shown us:


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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2014, 08:26:12 AM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on September 07, 2014, 07:54:35 PM
Someone report Pitt for Heron Abuse!!!!  :-)
It starts with what many call a victimless crime: Duck Sniffing, better known by its street name, "Snorting Quack." But Quack is far from innocent. It's a gateway bird to higher forms of poultry abuse, like heron addiction.
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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2014, 08:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 10, 2014, 08:26:12 AM
It starts with what many call a victimless crime: Duck Sniffing, better known by its street name, "Snorting Quack." But Quack is far from innocent. It's a gateway bird to higher forms of poultry abuse, like heron addiction.

And that leads to 'turkey stuffing,' no doubt . . . :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2014, 04:59:58 PM »
Re-reading Lord of the Rings, albeit, far more closely this time. This passage struck me as describing DUmmies well. It happens in Return of the King after Frodo and Sam witness one orc killing another out of annoyance and for no other reason:

"But that is the spirit of Mordor, Sam; and it has spread to every corner of it. Orcs have always behaved like that, or so the tales say, when they are on their own. But you can't get much hope out of it. They hate us far more, altogether and all the time. If those two had seen us, they would have dropped all their quarrel until we were dead."
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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2014, 11:10:27 AM »
So, how high was he when all this went down?
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Re: DUmmy William Rivers Pitt goes to Dunks and "flies with a heron"
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2014, 05:39:24 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 11, 2014, 11:10:27 AM
So, how high was he when all this went down?

What altitude does the average heron fly at? :confused:
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