Nadin Brzezinski
Thursday, August 28 at 8:24pm (10 hours ago) near San Diego, CA
You know, it is funny when people claim one is not on Facebook just because we do not play in their particular pool. Or that we are not on the web, when I have an active account on Twitter, and a paper. It is hysterical. In fact, it is hysterically funny
paper |ˈpÄpÉ™r|
noun
1 material manufactured in thin sheets from the pulp of wood or other fibrous substances, used for writing, drawing, or printing on, or as wrapping material: a sheet of paper | [ as modifier ] : a paper bag.
• a newspaper.
• wallpaper.
• (usu. papers) a piece or sheet of paper with something written or drawn on it: he riffled through the papers on his desk.
• (papers) significant or important documents belonging to a person: the personal papers of major political figures.
• [ as modifier ] denoting something that is officially documented but has no real existence or little merit or use: a paper profit.
• a government report or policy document: a recently leaked cabinet paper.
• (papers) documents attesting identity; credentials: two men stopped us and asked us for our papers.
• short for commercial paper.
• short for cigarette paper.
2 an essay or thesis, esp. one read at an academic lecture or seminar or published in an academic journal.
3 theatrical slang free passes of admission to a theater or other entertainment.
newspaper |ˈn(y)oÍžozËŒpÄpÉ™r|
noun
a printed publication (usually issued daily or weekly) consisting of folded unstapled sheets and containing news, feature articles, advertisements, and correspondence.
• the organization responsible for producing a particular newspaper.
• another term for newsprint.