Author Topic: Primitive has earth shattering problem.  (Read 2442 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Carl

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19838
  • Reputation: +1618/-100
Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« on: August 27, 2014, 08:02:44 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025448071

Quote
Tue Aug 26, 2014, 09:41 PM

Star Member avebury (5,262 posts)

Really need some advice
This is the scenario. I live in the bible belt. Conservatism and religion are really important where I work. We have a legal issue that may require me to be deposed and potentially have to testify. My dilemma? I have a personal problem with having to take an oath on a bible. I also have no interest in being outed for my personal beliefs (which do not jive with my co-workers). What you do?

I don`t know how it sleeps at night.

Quote
Response to RagAss (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 26, 2014, 10:06 PM

Star Member avebury (5,262 posts)
7. The problem is that I hold a government job

in an agency that does not seem to believe in separation of church and state. My concern is the impact that coming out as not a Christian can negatively impact my promotional opportunities.

Quote
Response to avebury (Reply #7)

Wed Aug 27, 2014, 12:24 AM

Star Member shireen (7,714 posts)
14. I agree with RagAss

There are more important things to worry about.

Unless you have an unlimited supply of energy and time, pick your battles carefully.

Remember,you are talking to a fellow DUmbass.

Quote
Response to avebury (Original post)

Tue Aug 26, 2014, 10:29 PM

Star Member IdaBriggs (7,899 posts)
12. When it was sworn for jury duty, we just held up our hands.

There were no bibles present. It isn't like it is a magical book that will shoot lightning at you if you lie. Do you swear to tell the truth? If so, tell the truth.

A reminder to crazy eyes idiot Briggs...you cretins can`t tell the truth if your own life depended on it.

God the DUmp is boring. :banghead:

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2014, 08:06:09 AM »
DUmmie is going to lie like a champ......he doesn't really fear god but he's afraid the judge will catch him lying on the stand.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2014, 08:15:36 AM »
I've done tons of trials, hearings, and depositions, and been present at many more.  Never saw a Bible used at any of them, though they are used for swearing elected officials into office (Very unlikely to ever be a problem for a DUmmtard living in Red State Heaven).
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline dutch508

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12577
  • Reputation: +1731/-1068
  • Remember
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2014, 08:52:17 AM »
I've done tons of trials, hearings, and depositions, and been present at many more.  Never saw a Bible used at any of them, though they are used for swearing elected officials into office (Very unlikely to ever be a problem for a DUmmtard living in Red State Heaven).

Never seen one in any court I have been in.
The torch of moral clarity since 12/18/07

2016 DOTY: 06 Omaha Steve - Is dying for ****'s face! How could you not vote for him, you heartless bastards!?!

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2014, 08:56:45 AM »
Never seen one in any court I have been in.
...but....but....but they do it in the movies and on TV.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline hillneck

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1519
  • Reputation: +120/-5
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2014, 02:24:59 PM »
Quote
Tue Aug 26, 2014, 09:41 PM
Star Member avebury (5,262 posts)
My dilemma? I have a personal problem with having to take an oath on a bible.


What would happen if you did?  Immediately turn to dust.  These idiots come up with things to complain about.  Besides they don't make the defendant testify.
In battle you have to show no mercy for mercy comes after the war when you still have the freedom to ask for it.

"Montani Semper Liberi"

Pray as if God will take care of all; act as if all is up to you.

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2014, 02:33:55 PM »
Quote
Tue Aug 26, 2014, 09:41 PM

Star Member avebury (5,262 posts)

Really need some advice
This is the scenario. I live in the bible belt. Conservatism and religion are really important where I work. We have a legal issue that may require me to be deposed and potentially have to testify. My dilemma? I have a personal problem with having to take an oath on a bible. I also have no interest in being outed for my personal beliefs (which do not jive with my co-workers). What you do?

Do you have a personal problem with tell the truth?  Geez you are a dumbass  :rotf:  Big Bad Bible is gonna make you feel guilty for lying?






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline Gina

  • Tinker Twat
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13088
  • Reputation: +830/-102
  • Short Bus bound!
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2014, 02:35:04 PM »
I've done tons of trials, hearings, and depositions, and been present at many more.  Never saw a Bible used at any of them, though they are used for swearing elected officials into office (Very unlikely to ever be a problem for a DUmmtard living in Red State Heaven).

You are right, They haven't been paying attention with all the TV judge shows.  You just raise your right hand right?






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2014, 04:10:54 PM »
You are right, They haven't been paying attention with all the TV judge shows.  You just raise your right hand right?

That's the norm, but sometimes it isn't even that formal, for instance at a deposition.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18668
  • Reputation: +1993/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2014, 04:50:48 PM »

What would happen if you did?  Immediately turn to dust.  These idiots come up with things to complain about.  Besides they don't make the defendant testify.

I see what you did there. :II: :hi5:
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker

"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline vesta111

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9712
  • Reputation: +493/-1154
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2014, 05:29:53 PM »
That's the norm, but sometimes it isn't even that formal, for instance at a deposition.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

My youngest daughter was going through  a phase of some sort.  She was living in NC at the time and was a victim of false identification.   She was all beat up by a women that took her for someone else.

She was living with family members who supported her in this case and called me most every hour to let me know how the court case was going.

This case had taken almost a year to get to court, wheels of justice turn slowly.

When it came time for my daughter to be sworn in it caused a problem for the small town southern court not to mention her siblings.   She refused to swear on the Bible.

Now she went to church every Sunday, a Southern Baptist from the North and the only white person in the church.   She like the rest of my family found the sounds of the South were much closer to the spirit then the darn slowly dirges the white Christian churches sang.   Example is the Saints Come Marching In==== between  Rock of Ages.

Ever Listen to of all people Elvis sing gospel, darn this an experience in faith, as are all little churches today that understand to that to make a joy full noise unto the Lord is important. For the people who do this and those that hear it or even for the deaf the words to the music and the effect on the hearing is delight full.

So to get back to my daughter that refused to swear on a Bible against a stranger that cold cocked her by mistake.   

Never did find out why or how she did this, Today she is a Grandmother, still sings in the Black Churches with the baby on her hip. Up here in the North, and yes friends and family do not understand her, never married but who is to question that.


Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10461
  • Reputation: +1035/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2014, 05:53:19 PM »
I've done tons of trials, hearings, and depositions, and been present at many more.  Never saw a Bible used at any of them, though they are used for swearing elected officials into office (Very unlikely to ever be a problem for a DUmmtard living in Red State Heaven).

DUmbass is confusing TV for real life.

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2014, 05:57:58 PM »
Or...this DUmmie is just setting up a bouncy excuse for getting fired.  But if they work at a government/union job, it's hard to get fired from those.

I thought that there were laws against self incrimination. Why would the DUmmie be forced to be deposed or testify?

Offline USA4ME

  • Evil Capitalist
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14835
  • Reputation: +2476/-76
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2014, 06:03:16 PM »
Simple solution: End your life before they call you to testify. That way you'll be outed at your funeral, but won't care.

Honestly, primitives just never think.

.
Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

Offline I_B_Perky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7532
  • Reputation: +721/-329
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2014, 08:34:54 PM »
Quote
Tue Aug 26, 2014, 09:41 PM

Star Member avebury (5,262 posts)

Really need some advice
This is the scenario. I live in the bible belt. Conservatism and religion are really important where I work. We have a legal issue that may require me to be deposed and potentially have to testify. My dilemma? I have a personal problem with having to take an oath on a bible. I also have no interest in being outed for my personal beliefs (which do not jive with my co-workers). What you do?


First thing that came to my mind was Archie Bunker saying "Would you rather swear on the Koran, little girl?"

I digress from the topic at hand though... so  let me see if I understand your problem.

1. You do not believe in God so...
2. The bible has no meaning to you

Now the way I see it, you believe that swearing on the bible is wrong? Correct, dummie? So what is wrong with it? You don't believe in God or the bible, so it has no effect on you. It would be the same for me if I was swearing on say Webster's Dictionary. It has no meaning. So what is your problem?

Something just don't add up here. 

A more likely scenario... the dummie does not want to testify under oath. There are very real consequences of lying under oath and the dummie wants to lie, but does not want to go to prison for lying. That leads me to believe the dummie just may be heading to the unemployment line. My guess is the dummie got caught stealing from work.
Living in the Dummies minds rent free since 2009!

Montani Semper Liberi

Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24111
  • Reputation: +1020/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2014, 10:27:37 PM »
I have never seen a Bible used in any trial in real life on television or movies.

I wonder what his religion is.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline landofconfusion80

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4304
  • Reputation: +619/-116
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2014, 10:33:34 PM »
I have never seen a Bible used in any trial in real life on television or movies.

I wonder what his religion is.

government.
One Who Grows (244 posts)
20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

:)

Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23558
  • Reputation: +2480/-270
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2014, 07:26:29 AM »
government.

If that were true then our Constitution and our laws would be sacred Holy Writ but they will cast aside everything to appeal to their one and only true idol...

...themselves.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2014, 12:33:05 PM »
If that were true then our Constitution and our laws would be sacred Holy Writ but they will cast aside everything to appeal to their one and only true idol...

...themselves.

I believe that 'Narcissus' could be their god, then.
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2014, 06:16:53 AM »
I believe that 'Narcissus' could be their god, then.

And Barry is their savior.
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: Primitive has earth shattering problem.
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2014, 07:13:56 AM »
Almost on cue . . .

Quote
Are we more narcissistic than ever before?

W. KEITH CAMPBELL   Thursday 28 August 2014

There was once a young man named Narcissus who was so vain that he fell in love with his own reflection in the water and died. In some versions of the mythological tale from Ancient Greece, Narcissus was transformed into a flower that today carries the name narcissus, or daffodil.

Like the flower, narcissism has continued to flourish in modern culture. “Selfie” was awarded word of the year in 2013 by the Oxford Dictionary. Capturing an image of oneself – once the purview of despondent artists – has become an international pastime. Even politicians rode the trend taking selfies at memorial services. Celebrities continued to be, well, celebrated as well. Miley Cyrus ended 2013 as the most searched person on Google, with Drake and Kim Kardashian coming in at the number two and three spots. Between them they have more “followers” than the population of an average country. And, as both Miley Cyrus’s career trajectory and research findings suggest, the importance of fame is more prominent than ever before.

In recent weeks, we’ve seen the Ice Bucket challenge thrive, but it has been revealed that less than half of people doing the challenge are actually donating. So, for some, is it really about awareness for ALS or self-promotion?

When we wrote The Narcissism Epidemic a few years ago we didn’t predict the extent of these changes. Narcissism has become such a part of culture that a new study found people could report their own narcissism simply by answering a question:

To what extent do you agree with this statement: "I am a narcissist." (Note: The word “narcissist” means egotistical, self-focused, and vain.)

More here:  http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/are-we-more-narcissistic-than-ever-before-9696775.html
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.