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Offline Ptarmigan

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Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him
« on: August 20, 2014, 11:03:54 PM »
Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/no-sex-at-strip-club-complaint-674321

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After paying $350 for a private dance at a gentlemen’s club, a Montana man called police to complain that the stripper did not have sex with him.

William McDaniel, 53, paid for the dance Saturday evening at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club and Casino in Rocker, a Butte suburb.

But when he did not get the expected sex, he dialed 911 to register a consumer complaint.

What's the matter William McDaniel?  :mental:

Is this any DUmmy by any chance?
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Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2014, 05:31:26 AM »
What DUmp denziens are in Montana?

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Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him

AUGUST 20, 2014



After paying $350 for a private dance at a gentlemen’s club, a Montana man called police to complain that the stripper did not have sex with him.

William McDaniel, 53, paid for the dance Saturday evening at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club and Casino in Rocker, a Butte suburb.

But when he did not get the expected sex, he dialed 911 to register a consumer complaint.[/img]

That's half of the article . . . The rest is here:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/no-sex-at-strip-club-complaint-674321

I know that it happens at strip clubs.  You don't call 911 over it. :thatsright:
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Re: Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2014, 12:02:52 PM »
Shouldn't people stupid enough to do this be put into a loony bin?

Just like the people who call 911 because McDonald's ran out of chicken nuggets.

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Re: Man Calls 911 To Complain That Stripper Would Not Have Sex With Him
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2014, 12:07:55 PM »
Some peoples money comes easier than mine did.
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