uh oh.....what did Kali do this time? 
Now, while the dorkangel primitive has very little, if anything, to recommend her, one must at the same time remember that applies to Kali, too.
Kali, not to be confused with the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive, is a younger middle-aged woman, at times appears to live in southernmost Texas, and at other times in southern Arizona. She's not bad-looking, and tries to present herself as just an ordinary "cowgirl."
However, she's a primitive, and a rather presumptuous one at that; one will long remember her chastisement of Big Mo, when the Kali primitive isn't even good enough to wipe Big Mo's behind on the commode.
It was the Kali primitive who took the cremated ashes of the late MiddleFingerMom primitive, perhaps one of the most worthless primitives ever to exist. She wasn't sure what to do with them, and kept them in a spare pepper-shaker (the matching salt-shaker had gotten lost) on the kitchen table. I dunno whatever finally happened to those ashes.