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Offline bijou

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Goat arrested in Alabama
« on: July 08, 2008, 09:40:16 AM »
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An incident in Alabama ended up with a goat being arrested, a Mercedes-Benz being assaulted, and a dog becoming embroiled in the situation as well.

The kerfuffle occurred on Sunday, when a woman driving the Mercedes saw a goat and dog playing on U.S. 72 in northern Alabama, Sheriff Mike Blakely said.

She stopped, afraid they would get hit, Blakely said. But then the goat decided to jump on the car and wouldn't come down.

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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 09:45:00 AM »
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Mercedes Gets Dog's Goat?
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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 09:55:11 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 08, 2008, 09:45:00 AM
Headline:

Mercedes Gets Dog's Goat?

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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 11:30:57 AM »
No butts about it, you two are sharp today. I am on the horns of a dilemma as to which one is best.  :-)
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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 11:32:08 AM »
Heh...  he used the word "Kerfuffle" in a news story...   :lmao:
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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 11:32:26 AM »
Quote from: bijou on July 08, 2008, 11:30:57 AM
No butts about it, you two are sharp today. I am on the horns of a dilemma as to which one is best.  :-)
B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d doggie.   :-)
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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 12:03:46 PM »
I just knew that this was going to be about a muslim from Florida.................
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Re: Goat arrested in Alabama
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 01:59:31 PM »
Anybody driving a Mercedes in Alabama should really have known better than to stop outside town limits.

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