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Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:06:40 AM »
A heluva way to make a first impression, no?

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Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day

Wagoner, Okla. (CBS HOUSTON) – A newly-hired teacher was found intoxicated and not wearing any pants inside an Oklahoma high school classroom on her first day of work, according to Wagoner police.
 
Police arrested Lorie Hill after two Wagoner High School teachers found her intoxicated and without pants in an empty classroom she was claiming to be her own, KOKI-TV reports. Recently hired by Wagoner Public Schools, Hill was reporting for her first day on the job as all teachers were also returning for their first day back in school from summer break.
 
“They didn’t know who she was, she was apparently new and was supposed to start yesterday,” Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley told KOKI.
 
Wagoner Police say she admitted to drinking and authorities found an empty cup in her vehicle that contained an odor of vodka, but there was not enough evidence to prove that she commuted to work under the influence. There were no credible witnesses at her home in Claremore to prove a DUI charge, so Hill was only arrested for public intoxication.
 
“When our officers interviewed her she did admit to having had some vodka yesterday morning before she came to school,” said Haley.

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The rest of the story is here:  http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/08/06/police-teacher-found-in-classroom-intoxicated-without-pants-on-her-first-day/
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 09:05:46 AM »
A few more days and they could have probably gotten her for having sex with students.
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 09:26:16 AM »
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 09:29:11 AM »
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 12:58:38 PM »
she looks like honey boo-boo in about 25 years.
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 02:47:31 PM »
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2014, 01:51:58 PM »
I'm sure the Teachers Union will save her job.  :thatsright:

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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2014, 01:58:00 PM »
Quote from: J P Sousa on August 08, 2014, 01:51:58 PM
I'm sure the Teachers Union will save her job.  :thatsright:

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And probably get her some sort of disability pension.
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2014, 06:33:04 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 08, 2014, 01:59:10 PM
I'm so mad at all of you that I even clicked the link. :censored: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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I refer you to my previous post above.

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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2014, 04:03:23 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 09, 2014, 06:33:04 AM
I refer you to my previous post above.

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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2014, 05:01:50 PM »
She looks like ten miles of bad road. 
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2014, 09:41:19 AM »
Her next media appearance will be when testifying at a congressional hearing that she can't find a job and is unable to repay her student loans. 
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2014, 11:44:47 AM »
Quote from: longview on August 11, 2014, 09:41:19 AM
Her next media appearance will be when testifying at a congressional hearing that she can't find a job and is unable to repay her student loans.
After food and birth control, she has no money left for student loans.

Ugly as she is, she doesn't need birth control and she could easily cut her food bill in half.
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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2014, 03:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 08, 2014, 01:59:10 PM
I'm so mad at all of you that I even clicked the link. :censored: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Let me save the others the tedious job of clicking on the link! :rofl:

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Re: Police: Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2014, 06:37:31 PM »
 :overreaction:
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