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Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:14:18 AM »
Read this one in the print version of the New york Post and realized that it very well should go . . . well, here.

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Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack


Igor Vorozhbitsyn (left) was being attacked by a brown bear -- until his Justin Bieber ringtone scared the beast away.

Justin Bieber soothed the savage beast.
 
A fisherman in Russia narrowly avoided death by brown bear when his cellphone rang and the pop punk’s music sounded — sending the beast fleeing into the forest.
 
Igor Vorozhbitsyn was heading to a fishing spot in northern Russia when the bear suddenly appeared and pounced on him, Central European News reported.
 
“I had parked my car and was walking towards the spot I’d marked out when there was a tremendous impact on my back and the bear was on top of me,” Vorozhbitsyn said.
 
The 42-year-old was saved when Bieber’s chart-topping song “Baby” started playing.

Hey--whatever works!  I suppose that a more likely story would have the bear mauling the shit out of the fisherman, all while singing . . . Sheryl Crow songs. :whistling: :tongue:

http://nypost.com/2014/08/05/justin-bieber-saves-man-from-bear-attack/

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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 10:36:20 AM »
Any idiot that has that punk's so-called "music" on his cell phone deserves to be mauled by a bear. Or by a cupcake like Bieber, who would probably whisper sweet everythings in the idiot's ear.  :rotf:
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2014, 10:42:10 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 06, 2014, 10:36:20 AM
Any idiot that has that punk's so-called "music" on his cell phone deserves to be mauled by a bear. Or by a cupcake like Bieber, who would probably whisper sweet everythings in the idiot's ear.  :rotf:
Maybe it was a joke.  Who knows... Russians are weird.
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2014, 12:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 06, 2014, 10:42:10 AM
Maybe it was a joke.  Who knows... Russians are weird.

I'm thinking he was probably drunk and fell down a hill.  The bear/beeber story sounded more interesting, so that's what he went with.
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2014, 01:36:44 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 06, 2014, 10:42:10 AM
Maybe it was a joke.  Who knows... Russians are weird.

It was.

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“I couldn’t believe my luck when the phone went off and he fled,” Vorozhbitsyn said. “I know that sort of ringtone isn’t to everyone’s taste, but my granddaughter loaded it onto my phone for a joke.”
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 05:54:25 AM »
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 09:41:08 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 06, 2014, 10:36:20 AM
Any idiot that has that punk's so-called "music" on his cell phone deserves to be mauled by a bear. Or by a cupcake like Bieber, who would probably whisper sweet everythings in the idiot's ear.  :rotf:

Later in the article it states that his granddaughter put the ringtone on his phone as a joke.
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Re: Justin Bieber saves man from bear attack
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2014, 12:50:36 PM »
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