Oh whoa is me. I may be homeless soon. I hate to ask but please help if you can. I NEED MONEY QUICK. The union struck for a living wage at the plant I own. Then EPA came in and shut it down laying off all the scab workers. OHSA took all the equipment in the plant claiming it was unsafe. The IRS, claiming I hadn't paid my fair share of taxes, froze all my accounts and even took the safe I had all my cash in. The son wrecked the Rolls Royce and the police found drugs in it so they took what was left. Then Homeland Security took my Land Rover. I can't pay the cold storage fees for the wife's furs and they will ruin in the current global warming weather we're having. The illegal alien cook stole all the food in the kitchen. The illegal upstairs maid then ran off with the landscaper after stealing the family jewels and credit cards. My lesbian daughter contracted AIDS from a gay sperm donor and Obamacare won't cover her abortion and related AIDS medications...her lover has a large college loan I cosigned that she is way behind on. Gay son has pending sex change operation that he expects me to pay for......And to top it all off, the wife ran off with a local gangbanger that plans to work for Obama's new police force when Obama declares Marshall Law.
Damn you Bush, It's all your fault.