Two things about the mineral oil primitive's whine:
(1) franksolich has been on record for years, consistently urging that the primitives learn internet security; in fact, I've even complimented primitives such as Ms. Hindenberg, Cryano, and the unappellated eohippus for their discretion.
It's been, I dunno, three or four years now, since I've last suggested this, because there wasn't any point in it. The primitives didn't pay a damned bit of attention to any advice and counsel from franksolich.
The primitives constantly reveal a great deal of information about themselves; one doesn't have to look around for stuff, as it's usually given one on a silver platter, heaping full.
Oh God, yes.
All one has to do is sit at the table, and here comes platter after platter after platter.....
(2) The mineral oil primitive, being in his late 60s, of course was in on the "good" stuff during the Age of Aquarius, naked women running around in communes available and willing for any guy who wanted them, letting it all hang out, doing one's own thing, if it feels good do it, &c., &c., &c.
And decent and civilized people who were bothered by the sight were denigrated as uptight, prudes, inhibited.
Well, here it is, some decades later, and all of sudden all these old hippie free-lovers are the ones uptight, prudish, inhibited. One notices "sex" seems to be taboo on Skins's island; it's not anything the primitives want to talk about.
Hypocrisy, primitive is thy name.