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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2014, 12:55:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 01, 2014, 12:18:59 PM
I'm not sure what's worse -- biting the inside of your cheek or biting your tongue. Either one ain't fun. But yeah, go make your own sammich. You ain't crippled, Mr. Mannn.  :-)
Dang. There goes my disability claim.
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Offline jtyangel

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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2014, 02:25:23 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 31, 2014, 08:20:38 PM
OW! I'm eating an eggroll and I just bit my cheek! You know its bad when you hear a crunch!
I'm not married so I don't have a wife who can make things better with a neck rub and a kiss.
So I will Hi5 any words of sympathy for my debilitating condition.

Honey, a foot rub will work here too!

Claim disability--it's how the DUmmies navigate these kind of earth shattering occurrences.  :panic: :rofl:
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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2014, 05:15:11 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on August 01, 2014, 02:25:23 PM
Claim disability--it's how the DUmmies navigate these kind of earth shattering occurrences.  :panic: :rofl:
I'd rather have a neck rub and a kiss.

Or at least the location where desperate super models hangout. I want to walk in, well fed, older guy, and have 5 or 6 supermodels say, "This'll do!" and then get married: forevermore in neckrub, sammich making bliss.
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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2014, 05:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 01, 2014, 05:15:11 PM
I'd rather have a neck rub and a kiss.

Or at least the location where desperate super models hangout. I want to walk in, well fed, older guy, and have 5 or 6 supermodels say, "This'll do!" and then get married: forevermore in neckrub, sammich making bliss.

Sadly, you have a better chance of getting on the Obamacare express to gravytown my friend..sorry:-(
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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2014, 05:28:24 PM »
Curses, foiled again!
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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2014, 05:45:23 PM »
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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2014, 03:31:09 PM »
Hope your cheek feels better by now, Mr. Mannn.  How's the staycation going?  You could do more experiments in the kitchen, those are always entertaining. 
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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2014, 03:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 02, 2014, 03:31:09 PM
Hope your cheek feels better by now, Mr. Mannn.  How's the staycation going?  You could do more experiments in the kitchen, those are always entertaining.
Yeah, it's feeling better.
It's the last day of my staycation and I have to go to work tomorrow. I ate well and I took naps every day. Staycations are never long enough.

When I used my rice cooker to cook beans in, I ended up with an awful mess. Had to actually wash it all by myself! Wheres a wife when you need one?
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Re: Staycation.
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2014, 06:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 03, 2014, 03:40:36 PM
Yeah, it's feeling better.
It's the last day of my staycation and I have to go to work tomorrow. I ate well and I took naps every day. Staycations are never long enough.

When I used my rice cooker to cook beans in, I ended up with an awful mess. Had to actually wash it all by myself! Wheres a wife when you need one?

Hey, that's what car washes are for.

The rice cooker, dammit, not a wife. Although, these days, who knows where a wife might be lurking?  :-)
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