CALPEG: ****WCGreen Update -- Sunday, July 27, 2014****

[dutch508]

CaliforniaPeggy (109,830 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025298501

****WCGreen Update -- Sunday, July 27, 2014****


From his wife:

A new Christopher Green update:

Yesterday I got a strange text from Chris, then my phone rang.. It said it was Chris, but the person on the other end was talking! i asked who it was? IT WAS CHRIS!!!!!!! He was a little froggy, but my darling man was talking! I could not get ready and race ti the hospital without crying tears of joy! It was a wondefrul day!

It turns out it is a fairly simple thing to transform his trac. Why didn't they do this before?

I am hoping for a poem...

Warpy (77,620 posts)
6. They put in a fenestrated trach fairly soon

but don't close it until they're sure his airway will be protected. Even then, he'll probably be nonverbal at night, when he goes to sleep. If he wakes up, he'll stick a finger on the trach opening if he needs to tell staff anything.

The next step will be leaving it buttoned at night and then it will be pulled.

He's had a very rough postop course. That's why they didn't do this sooner.

What's wrong with the DUmpmonkie? Anyone know?

csziggy (16,287 posts)
46. This is so incredibly wonderful! All those DU vibes must be helping. And of course, CaliforniaPeggy, your visit probably gave WCGreen a lot of strength.

The thoughts of CALPEG giving WCG a hand... [shudder] ... job... [shudder]
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CaliforniaPeggy (109,830 posts)
60. The trach is still in; he is still on the ventilator. It is still very good news! n/t

I know everyone on CC will be sending positive hopes and white healing lights and so on...

[Carl]

Take a look into your eternity DUmbass.

[Chris_]

csziggy (16,287 posts)
46. This is so incredibly wonderful! All those DU vibes must be helping.

[GOBUCKS]

What's wrong with the DUmpmonkie? Anyone know?

Of course. This has been a huge ongoing DUmp drama for a couple of years.

The worthless Cleveland ward heeler, DUmmy Greene, has claimed to need a double lung transplant.

Around the first of this year, the taxpayers coughed up the money and a pair of perfectly good lungs were plugged into this useless waste of skin.

Of course it didn't take, and the taxpayers have been wallopped with, up to now, seven months of ICU charges while this DUmmy ward heeler lingers on and on.

The CalPig, in her infinite judgment, declared him effectively dead from an overwhelming infection a month or so ago, rushing cross country to his bedside for his final minutes, only to be disappointed as he continued to linger.

This whole thing may not be resolved until they call in DUmmy Bennyboy with the pillow he used on his parents.

[FiddyBeowulf]

Going by the OP I thought the DUmmie was finished with the "Adam's Apple" removal phase of gender reassignment surgery.