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Offline Tess Anderson

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DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« on: July 25, 2014, 07:50:13 PM »
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Grouchy old lady ruined my already crappy day....

 I took the Raider Man for a walk and stopped in front of a house to take a photo of some cool Bigfoot statues that were in the front yard.
 
All of a sudden this crazy woman comes screaming out the front door..."You're on camera! Your dog had better not poop in my yard!".
 
I was nice, at first....told her that I always bring bags with me and showed them to her. Then I got pissed and let her have it. Told her that she just might need to get ****ed....that might stop her crabbiness for a bit.
 
We walked around the corner and there in her side yard was a tombstone and written on it was "HERE LIES THE LAST DOG THAT POOPED IN MY YARD".
 
Really? A video camera and a tombstone?

If I was younger and dumber I would have knocked on her door and gave her the business, but I thought better of it....being in a small town...she'd probably call the cops.
 
Why are people so nasty? Over dog poop in the yard? Come up with something better.
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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 07:54:38 PM »
Cool story. Now here's the real version...

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Grouchy old lady ruined my already crappy day....

 I took the Raider Man for a walk and stopped in front of a house to take a photo of some cool Bigfoot statues that were in the front yard.
 
All of a sudden this crazy woman comes screaming out the front door..."You're on camera! Your dog had better not poop in my yard!".
 
I was nice, at first....told her that I always bring bags with me and showed them to her. Then she yelled, "Shut up you filthy animal! I was talking to Raider Man!"
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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 08:25:54 PM »
My guess...the damn dog was settling in to do his business on the lady's yard when she came out. Unless the bigfoot statues were at her house, there's no reason for him to be there. Wonder why he didn't take pics of the tombstone?

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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 08:41:02 PM »
Dogs should not walk their DUmmie humans in populated areas.
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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 08:47:27 PM »
Dogs should not walk their DUmmie humans in populated areas.

I've got the feeling that the dog was pulling in the opposite direction and barking at the DUmmie, "you know she hates it when you shit in her yard!" The DUmmie didn't listen because it was too busy trying to take some pics of what it thought was Shell and trying to find a place to pop a squat.
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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2014, 11:17:01 PM »
Of the three I think that Raider Man had the highest IQ.
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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2014, 04:05:14 PM »
Of the three I think that Raider Man had the highest IQ.

Just a walking down the road in the community, with my dog, a Rottie and checking out the neighbors yards to get ideas for my landscaping.   Dog was not pooping or peeing just walking quietly next to me. 

We were in the street a quiet road, no cars, and this male came charging out of his home yelling at me.   I stopped to see what was going on and this over weight fat man came charging at me.    Yelling, waving his arms in the air, I had no idea what he was saying and my poor dog got in front of me and just sat, no growling or barking she was trained well.

Was this man drunk, on drugs or off his meds ?    I turned about and ignored him and he walked back to his home.    I took the dog home, good dog, this could have turned out real bad had my dog not been trained or had the idiot caught up to us.

Never know what sets people off, fortunately the cops know who the weird-o- are out there, keep an eye on them and keep the peace.  [ Small towns, one has to handle most things without the police.] 

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Re: DUmmy gets yelled at while walking a dog
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2014, 04:44:15 PM »
My guess...the damn dog was settling in to do his business on the lady's yard when she came out. Unless the bigfoot statues were at her house, there's no reason for him to be there. Wonder why he didn't take pics of the tombstone?

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