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Offline Chris_

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Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« on: July 23, 2014, 04:49:00 PM »
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Warning to Marin County hikers: Beware of fake ranger

Marin County authorities are warning hikers to beware of a man claiming to be a park ranger who in the past month has kicked dogs, taken photos of women with a cell phone and given out false information about dog rules.

The man twice misrepresented himself as a ranger for the Marin County Open Space District, according to county officials.
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Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 05:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on July 23, 2014, 04:49:00 PM
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The man twice misrepresented masturbated himself while dressed as a ranger for the Marin County Open Space District, according to county officials.

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Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 05:50:06 PM »
I don't believe it.  Nobody felt their knees get wobbly while they had a shotgun pointed into their chest. :popcorn:
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Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 05:50:23 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
I don't believe it.  Nobody had a shotgun pointed into their chest. :popcorn:
There were rumors of a green Sharpie.
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Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 11:32:37 PM »
I wonder if TomInTib had been in prison before.
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Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2014, 12:34:00 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 23, 2014, 11:32:37 PM
I wonder if TomInTib had been in prison before.
I would put money on it.
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Re: Unconfirmed TomInTib sighting
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2014, 12:38:30 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
I don't believe it.  Nobody felt their knees get wobbly while they had a shotgun pointed into their chest. :popcorn:

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