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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2014, 08:02:43 AM »
We had this guy at work, Jack,  and when you wanted time off you would write your name on the days of the calender .  He always would have two weeks in the summer of "Jack off"  :-)
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2014, 12:31:42 PM »
   LOL!

Try working with someone that has Earned  4 week vacation with pay.  Someone has to do their job while they are gone.  20 work days with pay,    all earned honestly and a honest reward from the company for the long time workers.

Some take their vacations in bits, say chop it up, Vacation for 4 days, work for one.

All kinds of ways one can benefit them selves from the perks the company offers to the new hire.   ----Check into the state laws, some perks may be grandfathered in for workers that signed in 10 years ago on the promise of the perks.

Now the company has to deal with the doctors that say their patient has a health issue.

Something wrong with their Bowels, does the company have to place their job center near the bathroom ?

QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS ABOUT THE LAWS AND HOW THEY WORK.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2014, 08:21:50 AM »
Try working with someone that has Earned  4 week vacation with pay.  Someone has to do their job while they are gone.  20 work days with pay,    all earned honestly and a honest reward from the company for the long time workers.

Some take their vacations in bits, say chop it up, Vacation for 4 days, work for one.

All kinds of ways one can benefit them selves from the perks the company offers to the new hire.   ----Check into the state laws, some perks may be grandfathered in for workers that signed in 10 years ago on the promise of the perks.

Now the company has to deal with the doctors that say their patient has a health issue.

Something wrong with their Bowels, does the company have to place their job center near the bathroom ?

QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS ABOUT THE LAWS AND HOW THEY WORK.

Ummmmm.... what?

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2014, 11:00:25 AM »
There's another thread about finding a coiled up snake in the toilet. That seems just the thing to help libs reduce their bathroom break times.
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2014, 12:51:00 PM »
Dear Dummies...

Write this on your hand, then smack yourself silly until it sinks in:

If you didn't abuse it, you wouldn't lose it.
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2014, 01:29:16 PM »
I know I'm going to get flak for this, but I think it'd be a good idea for employers to demand that employees check in their "personal communication devices" upon punching the time-clock, to be given back to them at the end of the work-day.

In case of "emergency," well, one can use the company telephones, or one can be contacted via the company telephones.

I'd NEVER EVER "Check in" my phone when I clock in.  That thing is too damn expensive to leave with someone else, whether it's locked up or not.  I leave my phone on silent and stick it in my pocket when I work my whole 15 hrs a week.  But then again, I'm not attached to my phone like some people are.  I don't need to have my face buried in it 24/7.
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2014, 04:36:23 AM »
I'd NEVER EVER "Check in" my phone when I clock in.  That thing is too damn expensive to leave with someone else, whether it's locked up or not.  I leave my phone on silent and stick it in my pocket when I work my whole 15 hrs a week.  But then again, I'm not attached to my phone like some people are.  I don't need to have my face buried in it 24/7.

Expensive phones? I remember when the spare phone for my bedroom was less then twenty bucks. It worked great. I follow Dave Ramsey he advises against those expensive phones.

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2014, 06:25:46 AM »
That's someone playing on their smart phone in a stall...guarantee it.
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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2014, 08:21:19 AM »
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3. Unbelievable!

Truly.

Really!?! It's takes you primitive males longer than that everyday at work to sit down on the stool and pee?

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Re: primitives discuss bathroom breaks while on the time-clock
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2014, 02:33:27 PM »
It's irritating when you're on a call and your stupid baby falls over.