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A bidet for the US of A
« on: July 06, 2008, 06:48:57 PM »
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I really wish bidets would catch on in the US.

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FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:29 PM
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I really wish bidets would catch on in the US.
 I can not sing enough praises for them, and I won't get into specifics here because of the forum rules

But yeah, they are just amazing for women and cut down on the amount of toilet paper waste.

So I will continue to enjoy my standard-in-every-Argentinian-household bidet until I have to return to the US. Sigh.

 

For some unknown reason, this whole thing strikes me as funny.

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HypnoToad  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:33 PM
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1. I doubt it. Many would mistake them for designer drinking fountains.
 Edited on Sun Jul-06-08 06:33 PM by HypnoToad


Besides, the cost of water would go up. I'd rather drink it than have it shot up one of my various body parts, which excludes the mouth too...

 

Hey! It has to beat an inflatable DUmmy.

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FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:37 PM
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2. well you my friend are missing out
 and I think the couple extra dollars would be offset by not having to use 5000 trees a month to wipe our collective asses


uppityperson  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:49 PM
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6. Do you have to dry afterwards, or just use a towel?
 I've always wondered that. Thank you.
 
FarceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
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7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
 at home, I have a small personal towel.
 

So much for her idea of saving TP. Oh, and BTW. :puke:


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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2008, 06:52:31 PM »
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arceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
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7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
 at home, I have a small personal towel.
 

EEEwwwwwww!!!!!!!
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2008, 06:52:52 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on July 06, 2008, 06:52:31 PM
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arceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
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7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
 at home, I have a small personal towel.
 

EEEwwwwwww!!!!!!!

That sounds lovely.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 06:58:06 PM »
Seriously, I think the DUmmie is full of shit and lying to get a few kudos from it's fellow DUmmies.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2008, 07:00:37 PM »
Would you like a fresh ass-towel, sir?
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2008, 07:03:46 PM »
I went on a school trip to Italy when I was 15 and some dumbass on the trip took a dump in one. lol Funny what you remember.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 07:07:35 PM »
TMI...  :rotf:

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Radio_Lady  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:43 PM
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3. I agree with you. They are wonderful, especially for those of us who have extra...
"petals" around the "central flower", if you get my drift. 
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2008, 07:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 06, 2008, 07:07:35 PM
TMI...  :rotf:

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Radio_Lady  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:43 PM
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3. I agree with you. They are wonderful, especially for those of us who have extra...
"petals" around the "central flower", if you get my drift. 


I'm thinking someone's worn out.  :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM »
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2008, 07:15:58 PM »
An enema would be good for the good ol' US of A, too.  It would flush the DUmbshits out.

Where do they think that belongs on a "political message board," anyway?
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2008, 07:30:26 PM »
Bidets were invented by the French as another reason not to take a bath.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2008, 07:59:27 PM »
I don't know. I've kind of always liked the idea of freshening up to be prepared for...umm anything. :o

I don't know that a seperate water fountain is necessary to accomplish this task though.  :-)
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2008, 08:02:49 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.

I shudder to think.... :evillaugh:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2008, 08:03:26 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.
:rotf: You're the man BC :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2008, 08:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

I read that wrong at first...now I get it..she's saying she has umm...extraordinary inner labia. No comment.  :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2008, 08:07:14 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 07:59:27 PM
I don't know. I've kind of always liked the idea of freshening up to be prepared for...umm anything. :o

I don't know that a seperate water fountain is necessary to accomplish this task though.  :-)

I've never tried to do that over a sink.

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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2008, 08:07:17 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on July 06, 2008, 06:52:31 PM
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arceOfNature (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
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7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
 at home, I have a small personal towel.
 

EEEwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Hence the barf emoticon.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2008, 08:07:24 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 08:05:11 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

I read that wrong at first...now I get it..she's saying she has umm...extraordinary inner labia. No comment.  :lmao:

On anyone else, that might be a sexually provacative thing to ... however, on a liberal, I can only imagine how filthy it must be.  :lmao:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2008, 08:07:41 PM »
Just install water fountains and monkey bars in ladies' rooms. Problem solved.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2008, 08:08:04 PM »
I guess it's going to be "A bidet in every home, an ass in every pot" now?
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2008, 08:09:53 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 06, 2008, 08:07:14 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 07:59:27 PM
I don't know. I've kind of always liked the idea of freshening up to be prepared for...umm anything. :o

I don't know that a seperate water fountain is necessary to accomplish this task though.  :-)

I've never tried to do that over a sink.



One doesn't need to be in the line of fire of the water to just freshen up. If you need that much cleaning, you need a bath.  :-)
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2008, 08:10:39 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 08:05:11 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

I read that wrong at first...now I get it..she's saying she has umm...extraordinary inner labia. No comment.  :lmao:

On anyone else, that might be a sexually provacative thing to ... however, on a liberal, I can only imagine how filthy it must be.  :lmao:

Eww!

I wouldn't know anything about this topic from any angle of discussion.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2008, 08:12:11 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.

Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2008, 08:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 06, 2008, 08:12:11 PM
Quote from: BadCat on July 06, 2008, 07:29:53 PM
Quote from: Willow on July 06, 2008, 07:15:23 PM
I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are,  :confused: :bump:

She has huge ***** lips.

Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:

I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.
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Re: A bidet for the US of A
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2008, 08:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 06, 2008, 07:09:02 PM
Quote from: Chris on July 06, 2008, 07:07:35 PM
TMI...  :rotf:

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Radio_Lady  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 06:43 PM
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3. I agree with you. They are wonderful, especially for those of us who have extra...
"petals" around the "central flower", if you get my drift. 


I'm thinking someone's worn out.  :lmao:

Damn....beat me to it.  :-)
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