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Offline franksolich

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Big Mo trying to herd cats
« on: July 10, 2014, 10:55:12 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1151126

Oh my.

"Stickied" to the top of each forum on Skins's island is a "statement of purpose."

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mopinko (41,614 posts)    Sat Dec 17, 2011, 08:48 PM

mental health support group statement of purpose

after which the usual standard blah-blah-blah

Big Mo apparently forgot to "lock" the thread to comments (she's "locked" it now), meaning that newbie primitives did this:

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mfm (1 post)    Wed May 14, 2014, 09:23 PM

14. new here

anyone here dealing with mental health issues of their adult children?

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mopinko (41,614 posts)    Thu May 15, 2014, 11:51 AM

15. please start a new thread here.

i am locking this to prevent any more noobs from posting where no one will notice.

Now, even though Big Mo "locked" the thread to further comments, this happened; one assumes there's a glitch in the elusive enigmatic Elad's handiwork:

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Lost In America (9 posts)    Wed Jul 9, 2014, 08:24 PM

16. I don't have enough posts to start one of my own.

I'm going to kill myself.

I don't know where to turn. I don't know what to do.

I'm tired of the continuous cycle of hope and failure that is my life.

I have nothing left to live for. I have no family. I have no friends. I have nothing.
 
And i don't know what else to do.

Now Big Mo gets a little irked; she'd locked the thread:

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mopinko (41,614 posts)    Thu Jul 10, 2014, 08:21 AM

17. no one here can help that much.

please go to the nearest emergency room. help is out there, and you deserve it.

i am going to start a thread for you, but i am going to lock.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2014, 11:51:36 AM »
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I'm going to kill myself.

I don't know where to turn. I don't know what to do.

I'm tired of the continuous cycle of hope and failure that is my life.

I have nothing left to live for. I have no family. I have no friends. I have nothing.
 
And i don't know what else to do
On top of all these woes, the DUmmy goes to a political forum for lunatics to get advice.

Better off dead.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2014, 12:03:07 PM »
LocoNuts has competition.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2014, 12:32:48 PM »
Help is out there.......tall building, high bridges, heavy traffic...hell, it's everywhere.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2014, 01:11:12 PM »
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Well, that answers the question.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2014, 01:20:27 PM »
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I'm going to kill myself.

I don't know where to turn. I don't know what to do.

I'm tired of the continuous cycle of hope and failure that is my life.

I have nothing left to live for. I have no family. I have no friends. I have nothing.
 
And i don't know what else to do

Why in the hell would you go to the most miserable place on the internet???
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2014, 01:24:29 PM »
Quote from: Gina on July 10, 2014, 01:20:27 PM
Why in the hell would you go to the most miserable place on the internet???

DU is just a step above calling a Muslim suicide hotline.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2014, 08:54:24 AM »
Woke up from my chair nap last night and the wife was watching a segment of "20-20". They were showing how these "cat ladies" with 50 to a 100 cats in their houses depress real estate values in a neighborhood. These women were crazy as hell.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2014, 11:37:05 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 12, 2014, 08:54:24 AM
Woke up from my chair nap last night and the wife was watching a segment of "20-20". They were showing how these "cat ladies" with 50 to a 100 cats in their houses depress real estate values in a neighborhood. These women were crazy as hell.
At least cat ladies keep most of their cats (dead and alive) inside the house.

Big Mo's filthy chickens roam the neighborhood.

On the other hand, she's inside the Cook County war zone, so it's unlikely property values can go lower.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2014, 01:00:56 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 10, 2014, 12:32:48 PM
Help is out there.......tall building, high bridges, heavy traffic...hell, it's everywhere.

Oh my God.   :rotf:

Mo is pretty short and terse with her charges, isn't she?  "Don't bother me, kid."

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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2014, 03:03:01 PM »
I'm searching in the pitch black for some healing white light.
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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2014, 04:52:13 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 12, 2014, 08:54:24 AM
Woke up from my chair nap last night and the wife was watching a segment of "20-20". They were showing how these "cat ladies" with 50 to a 100 cats in their houses depress real estate values in a neighborhood. These women were crazy as hell.

Mo's own relatives have thought about institutionalizing her - it's a good idea, IMO.

Just FTR, she has adopted more cats I think - incoherent as usual:

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argh. i cant believe it. i adopted 3 kitties. help!!!


 i swore i would never have a cat. i just keep too many other critters. they dont play well w others. plus, i am allergic to them.
 however, in the alternate reality where many of the neighbors to my farm live, this is a disney movie, i am a witch, and therefore control the beasts, especially the vermin.
 in spite of the fact that they are seeing rats on THEIR OWN property, in their over stuff garbage cans, and their bird feeders, it is my property, where i waste almost no food, that must be the problem, right?
 so, anyway, i got myself 3 feral kitties. there is a cook county program to teach people to responsibly manage cat colonies for rodent control. i have 3 vaxxd, chipped kitties, a brown tabby male, a brown tabby female, and a little calico girl.
 
i dont expect to make pets of them, but i do know that it is ALWAYS easier to take care of an animal that is half tame than not tame at all.
 
i talk to them when i feed them. teaching them- kitty itty, meow, kiss kiss, kitty momma is here, dinner time.
 only one has a name so far. the male is kinda explosive, and came with the name of richter. i was thinking rocket before i was reminded of this.
 
i try to purr, which they do seem to except. the little calico was peeking out, and nervous, and when i started purring at her, she sorta sat down and stared at me.
 
that's about as far as i have gotten.
they are crated up to acclimate, so i have them under my thumb for a couple more weeks. i think i can turn a dog pen i have, where they are now, into their own little itty space. may see about keeping them in the larger enclosure for a bit. they should be able to hop the fence and get away from any dogs or coyotes that come around.
 
so, go ahead kitty friends, share your tricks and tips.
also, good kitty snacks and treats. would a kitty like a chicken wing? can a kitty eat raw meat?
 
i guess if i tame these little suckers, it tears it. i am a witch.
i already acknowledged a long time ago that i am a rhyming word.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018638468

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Re: Big Mo trying to herd cats
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2014, 10:43:24 PM »
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in the alternate reality where many of the neighbors to my farm live, this is a disney movie, i am a witch, and therefore control the beasts, especially the vermin.
in spite of the fact that they are seeing rats on THEIR OWN property, in their over stuff garbage cans, and their bird feeders, it is my property, where i waste almost no food, that must be the problem, right?

And she says cats don't play well with others.

Her "farm" is just a lot in a rundown, slummy Chicago urban neighborhood overrun with her filthy chickens, where her chicken feed and heaps of junk are a vermin magnet.

No food is wasted at Big Mo's place, because every morsel missed by the chickens is devoured by the swarming rats.

For the impoverished souls forced to live in that dismal neighborhood, Big Mo is the neighbor from hell.
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