A woman's ability to make a great sandwich is the inverse of her attitude and haggishness squared.
I think you will find the uglier and more foul-tempered the woman is, the poorer her sandwich making abilities become.
Mrs. Battlehymn makes a great sandwich, by the way.
DUmp women (using the basest form of the definition of women, erco, they possess a natural vagina) can't make a sandwich at all. Further more, their attitude and haggishness squared results in a number so high, it demands its own term: "haggitude".
DUmp women have very high haggitude integer.