OMG. That seriously made me sick seeing that. It looks like my pregnancy puke that I offered to the porcelain God every morning.
So you had to repost the image?

As to the op, It reads like a night school creative writing assignment. Nobody outside of a Mickey Spillane writes like this: "I recall she liked to wear mohair, and this, with her shiny, wavy blonde hair, gave her an angelic appearance."