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the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« on: June 29, 2014, 01:00:13 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1235232

Oh my.

A month-old thread; one wonders how it was overlooked.

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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 02:08 AM

i'm done holding my marriage together with duct tape and chicken wire

we haven't been anything more than roommates for months and he's given up, so i see no reason in continuing.
 
at the wedding, his mother said i must have the patience of job. that patience is gone and i can't keep trying to cobble this together.
 
i fell in love the moment i saw him and i'm devastated.

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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 03:48 AM

3. no kids, no mortgage

minor things bind us, but nothing that can't be easily severed.

the only thing i'm trying to focus on is taking care of myself. i start therapy again next week. good timing.

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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 02:08 PM

6. i put up a good fight to keep it together

but i still feel like i failed.

i'm just hoping we can do this as easily and painlessly as possible.

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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 10:36 PM

8. i don't know what else i could do

he's got some underlying, untreated and denied mental health issues and i can't do anything about that. me, i'm medicated and headed back to therapy.
 
but then there are days like today where he's super sweet. ****, i hate this.

Alas, no updates.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2014, 02:01:01 PM »
Translation: fizzy's alcohol abuse, drug abuse, and unbecoming weight gain have driven Mr. fizz into the arms of a sober woman whose ass doesn't look like two big Russett potatoes.

We called this one months ago. You should have listened to us, fizzy. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way for a woman to go through life.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2014, 02:02:41 PM »
What with the medication, it appears that Fizzwits cannot make up her mind. 


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Tue Jun 24, 2014, 11:16 AM   fizzgig (20,413 posts)

off to the intake for couple's counseling

 things have improved, but still need to get a lot better. wish us luck.




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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2014, 02:12:56 PM »
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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 03:48 AM

3. no kids, no mortgage

minor things bind us, but nothing that can't be easily severed.

the only thing i'm trying to focus on is taking care of myself. i start therapy again next week. good timing.

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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 02:08 PM

6. i put up a good fight to keep it together

but i still feel like i failed.

i'm just hoping we can do this as easily and painlessly as possible.

The only issue to be resolved is who gets the new used large screen and what will the fizzy ones break-up tat look like?
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2014, 02:30:40 PM »
She posts something like this every time he bitches about her being stoned all the time.

There's no money for food, but fizz always has a stash.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 02:32:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2014, 02:30:40 PM
There's no money for food, but fizz always has a stash.

Uh huh.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 02:39:06 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on June 29, 2014, 02:12:56 PM
The only issue to be resolved is who gets the new used large screen and what will the fizzy ones break-up tat look like?

I have $5 on a big red X over her nuptial tramp stamp, which was Mr. Fizz's name in Manson font right above her now-Russett potato shaped ass.



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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2014, 05:07:53 PM »
Maybe she caught him watching Fox News again, and this time he wouldn't shut it off.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2014, 05:51:18 PM »
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i start therapy again next week.

You don't say?  Huh.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2014, 07:08:17 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on June 29, 2014, 05:51:18 PM
You don't say?  Huh.

I hope it's this kind of therapy . . .

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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2014, 07:39:51 PM »
Is it just me or does it seem like 1 in 3 of them are in therapy?
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2014, 07:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 29, 2014, 07:39:51 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like 1 in 3 of them are in therapy?

No, it's not just you, although I think it is more like 2 out of 3 in therapy.
 
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2014, 09:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 29, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Translation: fizzy's alcohol abuse, drug abuse, and unbecoming weight gain have driven Mr. fizz into the arms of a sober woman whose ass doesn't look like two big Russett potatoes.

We called this one months ago. You should have listened to us, fizzy. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way for a woman to go through life.

Fat, drunk and stupid is the way most DUmmies go through life.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2014, 09:17:58 PM »
Die alone and miserable DUmp hag.
It is the end you deserve.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2014, 08:57:26 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 29, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Translation: fizzy's alcohol abuse, drug abuse, and unbecoming weight gain have driven Mr. fizz into the arms of a sober woman whose ass doesn't look like two big Russett potatoes.



She cuts her hair so short that it looks like a cue ball. About a sexually appealing as a the hildabeast.

I gotta tell you this. Losing Mr. fizzy is no great loss.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2014, 09:04:51 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on June 30, 2014, 08:57:26 AM
I gotta tell you this. Losing Mr. fizzy is no great loss.

I agree; the guy's a Bozo.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2014, 09:19:14 AM »
When your ass is so big you can't pay your bills with it, well...............................
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2014, 09:27:11 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on June 29, 2014, 07:52:44 PM
No, it's not just you, although I think it is more like 2 out of 3 in therapy.

Let's get Meat Loaf's take, shall we?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s[/youtube]
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2014, 09:41:34 AM »
Quote from: Carl on June 29, 2014, 09:17:58 PM
Die alone and miserable DUmp hag.
It is the end you deserve.

It's certainly the end she worked strenuously to achieve.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2014, 09:47:47 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 30, 2014, 09:27:11 AM
Let's get Meat Loaf's take, shall we?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s[/youtube]

He sure is one ugly female.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2014, 01:02:50 PM »
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the only thing i'm trying to focus on is taking finding someone to take care of myself.

FIFY.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2014, 01:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 30, 2014, 09:47:47 AM
He sure is one ugly female.

She loses it on poor Gary...

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG-tCfqUrL0[/youtube]

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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2014, 01:47:37 PM »
Meat Loaf is an outstanding entertainer and "Bat Out Of Hell" is a great album.

He legally changed his name.

I saw an interview with his wife a couple of years ago, and the article referred to her repeatedly as Mrs. Loaf.
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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2014, 03:36:14 PM »
http://conservativemusicians.com/2012/03/14/meatloaf/

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Re: the fizzy one's marriage has fallen apart
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2014, 03:39:29 PM »
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fizzgig (20,411 posts)    Fri May 30, 2014, 02:08 AM

i'm done holding my marriage together with duct tape and chicken wire

we haven't been anything more than roommates for months and he's given up, so i see no reason in continuing.
 
at the wedding, his mother said i must have the patience of job. that patience is gone and i can't keep trying to cobble this together.
 
i fell in love the moment i saw him and i'm devastated.

Well, there's your problem right there. You need cinder blocks or else the whole damn thing crumbles.

Cindie
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