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Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« on: June 27, 2014, 09:37:12 PM »
I'll swear, if I didn't know better I'd think this DUmmy was a reincarnation of one of our favorite loonybin residents, Dennis the Menace:
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I had the most humiliating experience of my life today at work.

It sucked. I'm sure this isn't the right place for this, but I need to vent. I don't know if it'll help with what I felt, but eh...

So, I was actually doing well. I felt well. It was Friday. Work had just ended. I couldn't be more happier. I'm walking with this guy I work with, who's a couple years younger than me, and a pretty decent looking dude. I can say it - I know it - he's not a bad looking guy at all. Anywhoo, we're walking down the hall, laughing about something, when I drop my badge. These girls, who were attractive as well, walk by, grab the badge and ask if anyone lost their badge. So, we both turn around, and he starts walking toward 'em, with me tailing a bit behind. She then flips the badge over, looks at the photo, looks at my coworker, and says, "this is definitely not yours" - with an exaggerated definitely. She then laughs and gives off a total repulsive look until she realizes that, no, it wasn't him - it was me.

I felt so low. I never thought I was an Adonis. But I never thought I was repulsive looking. I know I've HATED my work photo because, when I got it, I was heavier than I am now (and somehow, I look gigantic in the photo, which I never really was), and I feel I've certainly lost weight since then (especially in the face, which is only visible), but it crushed me. I wanted to die. I've never been so humiliated in my life. The look she gave me was of complete repulsion - like I was some hideous troll.

Needless to say, I've lost any confidence I found going to the gym nearly every day. My hope, and it's a small bit of it, is that I look hardly anything like my photo.

Anyway, sorry to vent. I just hit rock bottom on something that maybe you'll all find trivial, but really wrecked my self-esteem.
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17. Please, please, please don't perserverate over this. She's not worth it.

You must not loose self-confidence over this casual cruelty.   
   
DUmmy cali fancies herself intelligent.

Maybe she's just stoned on oxycontin this evening, like most evenings, but her post sounds like a typical nitwit DUmmy.

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2014, 09:51:23 PM »
Geez! Didn't this dude learn in elementary school not to make his self-worth or whatever else he wants to call it subject to others? DUDE. NEEDS. TO. GROW. UP!

And if he's been working out and losing weight to impress others, he's doing it for the absolutely wrong reason, and he won't persevere. He can lose 50 or 100 pounds, but he will still be the same person unless he works on that, too. he needs to be healthy for himself and for his family. Been there, doing that.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2014, 10:42:22 PM »
Looks aside, I'm SURE ( - with an exaggerated SURE) that working with this DUmmy is nothing but pure joy.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 11:49:33 PM »
This "special flower" could give loconuts a run for his money.  And, what's this crap about "I'm sure I have lost weight", I'm betting that gym he attends every day has a set of scales. 

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2014, 11:52:42 PM »
I don't think I'd said that. :lmao:

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2014, 12:00:50 AM »
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That's not mean girls crushing him. It's gravity.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2014, 07:46:30 AM »
This "special flower" could give loconuts a run for his money.  And, what's this crap about "I'm sure I have lost weight", I'm betting that gym he attends every day has a set of scales.

There's a scale in the locker rooms at 24 Hour Fitness. The restrooms are also located in the locker rooms, so even some one who dresses and showers at home will pass by the scales occasionally. It's such an obvious place for scales that I think most gyms will be similar.

But the dude doesn't need a scale to know if he's lost a significant amount of weight. If he's had to replace his  44" waist pants with 38" waist pants, he's lost a lot of weight. If his nicely fitting 44" waist pants are now baggy, he's lost a significant amount of weight.

OTOH (and this is wa-a-ay over-analyzing), if he's working out mainly with weights or weight machines and his pants fit more or less the same, he may be replacing fat with muscle (besides whatever might be between his ears, rimshot, crash!). In which case his weight and the fit of his clothes might not change that much. But if that's the case and his work involves lifting more than a pen and clipboard, he'd notice his increase in strength and endurance.

So, "I'm sure I have lost weight," is pretty silly. Either he isn't paying attention to his clothes and/or strength, or he hasn't.

Back to the real point of this, this guy has the personal maturity of a hyper-peer-dependent 11YO. He needs to forget about impressing co-workers (male or female) and get healthy for his own sake and the sake of his family.

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Looks aside, I'm SURE ( - with an exaggerated SURE) that working with this DUmmy is nothing but pure joy.

Good point, fb! When it comes to people liking working with or around you, your outward handsomeness/beauty means approximately zero. Things like competence and friendliness are almost everything. And even people of moderate competence can get asked to be on a bowling team.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2014, 08:12:28 AM »
The Drunken Irishman primitive should be proud that he's never let his hideous mug get in the way of his political stupidity.

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2014, 08:40:07 AM »
Geez, what a Tender Timmy.

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I'm walking with this guy I work with, who's a couple years younger than me, and a pretty decent looking dude. I can say it - I know it - he's not a bad looking guy at all.

Tender Timmy is working mighty hard to not say he wants to drop to his knees and blow his co-worker, right there in the hallway.

C'mon, Timmy. 'Fess up. Your co-worker makes you feel funny in your pants, doesn't he?
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2014, 09:31:21 AM »
C'mon, Timmy. 'Fess up. Your co-worker makes you feel funny in your pants, doesn't he?

Gets him all feeling like Chrissy Matthews, right? :whistling:
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2014, 12:46:43 PM »
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I'm walking with this guy I work with, who's a couple years younger than me, and a pretty decent looking dude. I can say it - I know it - he's not a bad looking guy at all.


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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2014, 01:18:48 PM »
So, "I'm sure I have lost weight," is pretty silly. Either he isn't paying attention to his clothes and/or strength, or he hasn't.

True, but remember, we are talking about DUmmies here.  It would be difficult to tell if you lost weight if your wardrobe consisted almost entirely of sweatpants and dirty, stretched out t-shirts. 

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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2014, 12:24:44 AM »
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I had the most humiliating experience of my life today at work.
It sucked. I'm sure this isn't the right place for this, but I need to vent. I don't know if it'll help with what I felt, but eh...

So, I was actually doing well. I felt well. It was Friday. Work had just ended. I couldn't be more happier. I'm walking with this guy I work with, who's a couple years younger than me, and a pretty decent looking dude. I can say it - I know it - he's not a bad looking guy at all. Anywhoo, we're walking down the hall, laughing about something, when I drop my badge. These girls, who were attractive as well, walk by, grab the badge and ask if anyone lost their badge. So, we both turn around, and he starts walking toward 'em, with me tailing a bit behind. She then flips the badge over, looks at the photo, looks at my coworker, and says, "this is definitely not yours" - with an exaggerated definitely. She then laughs and gives off a total repulsive look until she realizes that, no, it wasn't him - it was me.

I felt so low. I never thought I was an Adonis. But I never thought I was repulsive looking. I know I've HATED my work photo because, when I got it, I was heavier than I am now (and somehow, I look gigantic in the photo, which I never really was), and I feel I've certainly lost weight since then (especially in the face, which is only visible), but it crushed me. I wanted to die. I've never been so humiliated in my life. The look she gave me was of complete repulsion - like I was some hideous troll.

Needless to say, I've lost any confidence I found going to the gym nearly every day. My hope, and it's a small bit of it, is that I look hardly anything like my photo.

Anyway, sorry to vent. I just hit rock bottom on something that maybe you'll all find trivial, but really wrecked my self-esteem.

The link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025161483

Now this a bonfire!  Dummies loses confidence cause some girl looks at him wrong?

What follows is a bunch of "You alright" comments.

Then we have this:

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4. So sorry you had that terrible experience, but it is more about "her" than you.

Right now I have the driver's license picture from hell, but I would never in a million years think any halfway decent person would make fun of me for it. YOU don't have a problem. SHE does.

I'm a halfway decent person and I make fun of you, dummie!!!!

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5. She was so wrong to do that to you.

And how wrong she was. I don't think it's trivial at all, either.

You were having a great day, and then this person sees fit to degrade you. Who wouldn't be upset? I know I would be.

You will recover from this. I'd suggest continuing to go to the gym and take care of yourself.

I'm sorry this happened...

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6. I'm so sorry to hear that

I've been made to feel that kind of humiliation before too and I sympathize. People can be such assholes.

And most of them are at the dump.

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7. Oh, **** her and the horse she rode in on.

Seriously. She means nothing in the grand scheme. Hold your head up and move on.

I'm sure he would like to.

Then we got some dummie that actually... well...

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108. I'm thinking the horse would be a better lover, though.

Horses are generally gentle and sensitive creatures.

(not that I'd test this theory personally, of course, but still...)


Something tells me he did.

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8. I accepted long ago that true beauty is below the surface.

I can't compete in the looks department against most anyone and back in high school and in the following years that played a major role in my low self esteem but then I got the attitude that I'm as happy and content with life as I myself decide to be. My looks haven't improved expect though people now make comments about my smile, my laugh and the sparkle in my eyes.

Sheeeit!!! I'm butt ugly and I never had low self esteem. And then this dummie dreams that someone makes comments about her laugh? 

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9. You're over thinking this

How do you know for sure she was repulsed by your photo? Maybe she said its definitely not him because it looked nothing like your co-worker. Maybe it had nothing to do with how attractive you looked in the photo.

Dummie stumbles onto the truth.

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31. He said she looked repulsed at the photo while she was looking at it.

And before she realized the man in the photo was him.

He's not over thinking it. The OP just needs to try not to care what some random woman thinks of an old photo he took that doesn't even look like him now. Some people just dont take good photos.

My mole looking for street cred? You decide.

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10. she was exaggerating as a way to compliment or come on to your friend

i have an idea of the situation but she most likely didn't even see your pic that much. just enough to see that it wasn't your friend.

also you should not stop going to the gym or whatever you do to try to stay healthy and in good shape. but you should take a look at why you do it and how it should not matter what people like this say or think.

i know emotionally it's not as easy to deal with this but as you get older these things will not matter as much as they seem to right now.


Yep!!! That's the ticket! You ain't butt ugly dummie... your friend is killer handsome!!  :mental: :mental:

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13. Sounds like she was trying to flirt with your coworker, in a clumsy and thoughtless way.

You appear to think she didn't recognize you at first because you were tailing your coworker, but perhaps she didn't make the connection because your badge picture doesn't look like you. Either way, it was a shallow thing for her to have said and I'm sorry it spoiled your day.

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2014, 12:49:53 AM »
No DUmmies have brought up the workplace sexual harassment angle. That needs to be slipped into the mix.
Not one of you has awarded any bongs.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2014, 01:14:28 AM »
Not one of you has awarded any bongs.

All of us here at CC have seen plenty of pictures of fat ugly DUmmies.  It's not out of the realm of possibility that another good and decent person not here at CC recognized a fat ugly DUmmie on their own.

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2014, 07:59:27 AM »
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108. I'm thinking the horse would be a better lover, though.

Horses are generally gentle and sensitive creatures.

(not that I'd test this theory personally, of course, but still...)

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2014, 02:33:38 PM »
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I had the most humiliating experience of my life today at work.

Most people, normal folks that is, upon being humiliated at work, run home and post all about it on the interwebs? Is this normal?

Thus I conclude that this post is perhaps an ill-advised and failed attempt to start a pitty boucy. Get all the fat/ugly/drunk available female DUmmietts to offer to console his sorry butt. Perhaps hook-up with one.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2014, 06:12:22 PM »
Most people, normal folks that is, upon being humiliated at work, run home and post all about it on the interwebs? Is this normal?

Thus I conclude that this post is perhaps an ill-advised and failed attempt to start a pitty boucy. Get all the fat/ugly/drunk available female DUmmietts to offer to console his sorry butt. Perhaps hook-up with one.
Of course. The lib ulterior motive angle. I should have guessed as much. Libs almost always have an ulterior motive for anything that seems genuine.
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2014, 07:43:39 PM »
He can start by not calling them girls unless he is talking about being upset because some tweens didn't find him attractive.






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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2014, 07:49:17 PM »
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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2014, 07:53:05 PM »
At least one person was willing to pay £200 for a toy horse with a fake hoohaa.
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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2014, 07:57:50 PM »
At least one person was willing to pay £200 for a toy horse with a fake hoohaa.

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2014, 08:55:54 PM »
Is DUmmy Ken Burch a reincarnation of the tombstoned fister Ben, or a different DUmmy altogether?

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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2014, 09:12:45 PM »
You sure do Google some strange shit  :lmao:

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Re: Fat Ugly DUmmy Is Crushed
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2014, 10:47:32 PM »
Aww man - I was really hoping that the title of this thread was literal. :dozer: