I hope she's setting this up as the first chapter in an epic bouncy tale that ends in a shootout, flames, dead family members, and some kind of sexual misconduct by the police.
But we've been disappointed before, as when Warpy, the dick inspector, posted the opening chapters of a great tale about her slutty daughter, then just dropped the story altogether.
All these DUmmies think they can spin a tale to rival one of coach's stories, but they never can.