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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2014, 04:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 21, 2014, 10:49:05 PM
This is probably a desperate cry for help.
BainsBane needs to get laid.   and make sammiches. but mostly get laid.

Being a shrieking harpy isn't helping her one bit. We need to burn a mole and introduce Jugs to Steve Numbers. It may not be a match made in Heaven, but they will both calm down a bit with their posting.

and it won't be permanent either. Once they sober up and see each other...they beat a path out the cheap motel door.

Please help, give a can of Keystone beer to the CC matchmaker fund. Give today and make the magic happen.


I'd donate a keg if I thought it would help the fund, but something tells me other than one of the male primitives there isn't enough alcohol distilled in the world to make her attractive enough to take out on a date, much less have carnal knowledge with. Just sayin. :cheersmate:
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2014, 05:14:43 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 22, 2014, 03:50:22 PM
Think of it!

Frank, the rascally, old bachelor playwright living alone on the wild of the Nebraska savannah and Bainsbane, frosty man hating quazi-intellectual who is really a nympho, finding love and each other through to power of the interwebs...

But really, I'm truly busy at the moment, and I still have to refine the final three chapters of "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day," an oft-interrupted project.  I'm sure that Lamond is chomping at the bit, impatient to learn his fate in the third, the final, chapter.

However.

While that's still on the stove cooking, I'm germinating a new idea, "the BainsBane primitive and Skippy visit franksolich."  I'll get to it, but give me time.
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2014, 05:18:10 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 05:14:43 PM
While that's still on the stove cooking, I'm germinating a new idea, "the BainsBane primitive and Skippy visit franksolich."
Sometimes, being deaf can be a blessing.  :puke:
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2014, 07:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 22, 2014, 05:18:10 PM
Sometimes, being deaf can be a blessing.  :puke:

Just nod your head slot and mumble uh-huh...

You will do fine, Frank.
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2014, 10:30:17 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 22, 2014, 03:50:22 PM
Think of it!
Frank, the rascally, old bachelor playwright living alone on the wild of the Nebraska savannah and Bainsbane, frosty man hating quazi-intellectual who is really a nympho, finding love and each other through to power of the interwebs...

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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2014, 01:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 22, 2014, 05:18:10 PM
Sometimes, being deaf can be a blessing.  :puke:

<Bains walks into the room>
Bains: "Frank, why are you wearing that blindfold? you kinky thing, you..."
Frank: "Unfortunately, I'm deaf, not blind."
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2014, 03:31:26 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on June 21, 2014, 11:59:15 AM
Alex,  I'll give you a CC alternative to a forbidden words list-  how about a list of useful phrases for you?


"No thanks, I'm full."

"I'll just have one, thanks."

"Only one drink, thank you."

I'm sure some of the other people here can come up with other helpful phrases.

Alex, I know your initial response will be to thank us for any of our suggested phrases, but no need, as we've seen your picture already and know how difficult it is for a compliment, or indeed anything, to just fall out of your mouth.   

"I would love to, but not just now"
"I'm not one to knock knockers"


By the by, that was a right proper poll with the one response that should be mandatory in all polls.


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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2014, 07:36:10 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 23, 2014, 03:31:26 PM
By the by, that was a right proper poll with the one response that should be mandatory in all polls.

Yes, it was.  Dutch knows how to do a poll. :whistling: :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2014, 09:04:54 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 22, 2014, 07:12:07 PM
Just nod your head slot and mumble uh-huh...

You will do fine, Frank.

You'll have your wish, probably, by the end of this week.

I'm putting the last touches on "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day".....after which will come "BainsBane spends the night with franksolich."

I had other titles in mind, but I wanted one that'd show up on google along with her posts.
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2014, 09:24:12 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 24, 2014, 09:04:54 AM
You'll have your wish, probably, by the end of this week.

I'm putting the last touches on "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day".....after which will come "BainsBane spends the night with franksolich."

I had other titles in mind, but I wanted one that'd show up on google along with her posts.

I like the title but it lacks 'zing'...

How about:

Bainesbane Bangs Big Brained Boy
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2014, 10:46:50 AM »
Forbidden words? How about "show me your tits".
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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2014, 12:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 24, 2014, 10:46:50 AM
Forbidden words? How about "show me your tits".

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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2014, 09:30:47 AM »


Is is on the free books web-site, Frank. It may help.

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Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2014, 01:58:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 24, 2014, 09:04:54 AM
.....after which will come "BainsBane spends the night with franksolich."

I had other titles in mind

In this case, you should use the nadinese convention, and spell it "tittles".
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