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Offline Gina

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What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« on: June 20, 2014, 02:34:58 PM »




















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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 02:48:57 PM »
Finally, a good use for photoshop.


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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 02:55:46 PM »
Is that bottom one Beg's sister?

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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 03:03:02 PM »
OMG  :bolt:






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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 05:02:53 PM »
I stole this one from Doug Giles' site Clash Daily.

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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 07:48:22 PM »
I am sorry, you have to put names to them, I have no idea who they might be. Except that last one, the one BlueStateSaint posted.

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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 10:30:45 PM »
I stole this one from Doug Giles' site Clash Daily.



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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2014, 04:48:06 PM »
No clue who these people are except for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2014, 05:28:49 PM »
The pudgy guy with the baseball cap looks like Tom Cruise to me.
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Re: What celebrities would really look like if not famous
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2014, 06:06:07 PM »
The pudgy guy with the baseball cap looks like Tom Cruise to me.

Actor Richard Kind already beat him to that look.