So there are all the DUmmies we talk about all the time. Can we have a thread where you list the DUmmie and what they are known for?
Madam, you have
no idea what you're asking for; it'd be longer than
War and Peace.
Best to just ask about a specific primitive. We're always receptive to inquiries here, as we're a public service.
Who was the DUmmie that posted the artwork and recycled jewelry? Did they sell their stuff? Weren't they going to live off the money they made?
That's Amber, the "Lady Freedom Returns" primitive, currently a supervisor at a "call center."
I dunno what happened with all of her art, other than that someone here actually and truly and really did buy one piece, to present it as an award at the conservativecave get-together down in Kansas City, Missouri, this coming August.
Originally from Joplin, Missouri, she got all upset and bent out of shape because of a tornado there three years ago; it's true it was a horrifying, terrorizing, experience, but I'm happy to report everybody who went through it but Amber, seems to have gotten over it.
She had an old fart as a boyfriend who ended up dumping her in Tucson, Arizona, leaving her marooned and penniless. She'd been shacking up with the guy for
eleven years, but never thought to get married; if she'd done that, she'd have half of all that's his.
There's very good reasons women should demand a marriage license be hanging on the wall
before they give a guy what he really wants.
So she returned to Joplin to the loving care of her sisters Crystal and Annette, but ungrateful for all the help and support they gave her, she took off for Tucson again, hoping to get back together with the old fart, which didn't happen.
And so now she's telemarketing.
