The IRS scandal is getting deeper as the IRS has recently made the incredible claim that requested emails for Lois Lerner, former Director of the IRS Exempt Organizations division have all "disappeared" due to data crashes.
This unbelievable claim deserves a parody song.
Lost Emails
(sing to the tune of Lost in Love by Air Supply)
As sung by IRS official Lois Lerner
I realized the tea party cause to the IRS
Well it don't count for much
So I'm not letting through
Their tax exempt claim they applied for
So hide the truth if you feel you can
Bury the facts and I'll show you a plan
I figured it out
What I needed was someone to help me
You know we can fool them
We've been fooling them so long
It started so easy
We need to carry on
[Chorus:]
Lost Emails and I don't know how
Was I acting alone, did Obama obstruct?
But I'm pleading the fifth and eager to hide what you wanted
So hide the truth if you feel you can
Bury the facts and I'll show you a plan
I figured it out
What I needed was someone to help me
You know we can fool them
We've been fooling them so long
It started so easy
We need to carry on
[Chorus:]
Lost Emails and I don't know how
Was I acting alone, did Obama obstruct?
But I'm pleading the fifth and eager to hide what you wanted
You know we can fool them
We've been fooling them so long
It started so easy
We need to carry on
[Chorus:]
Lost Emails and I don't know how
Was I acting alone, did Obama obstruct?
But I'm pleading the fifth and eager to hide what you wanted
Now I've lost, lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
Now I've lost, lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
Lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
Lost emails, lost emails, lost emails
