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Another Dead DUmmy
« on: June 18, 2014, 03:25:00 PM »
A notice from Lord Marblehead, who has already updated the Dead DUmmy forum:
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I'm sorry to report that DUer Junkdrawer has passed away


I received a DU Mail from his wife last week, unfortunately since I was on vacation I only just got around to reading it. Here is the message:

"I would like to announce the death of my husband Richard (AKA "Junkdrawer") on 13 May 2014. Rich died ostensibly as a result of blunt force trauma to the upper body after a head-on collision. Nobody else was injured. They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth. Once en route to the hospital, however, he began experiencing some difficulty. When he arrived at the emergency room, they tried to revive him two or three times. He didn't make it...couldn't even hang on until I got there. This goes to prove that simply because one is driving a Subaru Forester does not mean that one will walk away unscathed."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116890#post27

A Subaru Forester. Even in death, one last little crumb of DUmp cred.

Probably on the way back from the local farmers' market, accompanied by his rescue mongrel.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2014, 03:37:54 PM »
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They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth.

What are the odds he gave his DU name?
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2014, 03:39:08 PM »
Dropping like flies.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2014, 04:03:12 PM »
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I'm sorry to report that DUer Junkdrawer has passed away

I received a DU Mail from his wife last week, unfortunately since I was on vacation I only just got around to reading it. Here is the message:

"I would like to announce the death of my husband Richard (AKA "Junkdrawer") on 13 May 2014. Rich died ostensibly as a result of blunt force trauma to the upper body after a head-on collision. Nobody else was injured. They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth. His last words were 'Bush is Hitler.'"

Fixed.

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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2014, 04:08:15 PM »
You didn't post some of the funnier stuff.

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Rich was a true progressive and a realist--almost to the point of pessimism. He joined DU in 2002 and you all have been a part of our dinnertime discussions until he died. I do not think that many of the DU members know just how smart Junkdrawer was; he was scary-smart. He had been a math/physics major as an undergrad many, many years ago and got into computers in the 1980s. He once told me, "There is no playground greater than the one in my head," but I went ahead & married him anyway!

Richard was very concerned about the direction this country is headed.  I was fond of saying, "Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

A realist?  :rotf:

Scary smart?  :rotf:

"He once told me, "There is no playground greater than the one in my head."  :rotf:

"The watered-down liberal pabulum that has replaced any sort of true activism was distressing to him. Increasingly he found people on DU who were merely posing as liberals (I believe you all call them "Trolls"). Often this would anger him."

 :rotf:

"Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2014, 04:16:58 PM »
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"Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

That there was the funniest part. 

I didn't know this DUmmie very well, but I think I know more about his wife.  She starts out rather cold, clinical, and detached.  I thought maybe she was just trying to be dignified.  But then when she goes on with this high-handed, haughty stuff, she became just another condescending, arrogant DUmp democrat.   
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2014, 04:17:22 PM »
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2014, 04:25:20 PM »
Sorry,even though he probably had family that loved him,the more I see and read what these low life mutts want to do to this country the more I smile at the demise of each and every one of them.

Enjoy the sizzling eternity you deserve Junkbrain.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2014, 04:27:27 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 03:25:00 PM

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I never heard of this primitive, who apparently wasn't ever even on the far fringes of this radar.

So this lumpenunterprimitiven already gets his memorial slab in the mortuary, while the late mountain man primitive, the "ThomWV" primitive, remains unhonored.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2014, 04:32:15 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 18, 2014, 03:39:08 PM
Dropping like flies.

But alas, not the right ones.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2014, 05:01:50 PM »
As soon as I read auto accident I knew!!  Subaru!! What have I been saying!
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2014, 05:05:23 PM »
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Wed Jun 18, 2014, 01:15 PM
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I'm sorry to report that DUer Junkdrawer has passed away


I received a DU Mail from his wife last week, unfortunately since I was on vacation I only just got around to reading it. Here is the message:

"I would like to announce the death of my husband Richard (AKA "Junkdrawer") on 13 May 2014. Rich died ostensibly as a result of blunt force trauma to the upper body after a head-on collision. Nobody else was injured. They thought Rich was going to make it--he was able to tell them his name, address, & date of birth. Once en route to the hospital, however, he began experiencing some difficulty. When he arrived at the emergency room, they tried to revive him two or three times. He didn't make it...couldn't even hang on until I got there. This goes to prove that simply because one is driving a Subaru Forester does not mean that one will walk away unscathed."


Phewwww. Thank God.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2014, 05:18:14 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 18, 2014, 03:39:08 PM
Dropping like fliesFly Droppings.



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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 PM »
What a strange email from his wife.   :mental:
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2014, 05:32:00 PM »
Rumor has it that the junkdrawer primitive was swerving to miss another vehicle that was being piloted by a tall,  thin man with unusually long hair...
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2014, 05:40:04 PM »
Looks like he was one of the last DU2 holdouts.  Check out this thread featuring the Walrus (koo koo kachoo) interacting with some forgettable primitives.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2478532
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2014, 05:40:44 PM »

Rot in hell, worthless piece of shit.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2014, 06:02:49 PM »
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA09m4sqzog[/youtube]

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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2014, 06:53:25 PM »
WHO???

Quote from: Gina on June 18, 2014, 05:25:20 PM
What a strange email from his wife.   :mental:

Yes, she makes an announcement in an email. Wife sounds like a total bitch to me:

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Richard was very concerned about the direction this country is headed.  I was fond of saying, "Honey, if you're going to do intellectual battle, do intellectual battle with your equals." Very few people qualified.

then she goes and insults most of the other DUmmies with that, and they don't even notice it.  :whatever:
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2014, 08:20:44 PM »
The only thing better than a dead DUmmy is two, or more, dead DUmmies.

I'm disappointed.

Until recently, every dead DUmmy sparked a sanctimony contest.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2014, 08:31:57 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 08:20:44 PM
The only thing better than a dead DUmmy is two, or more, dead DUmmies.

I'm disappointed.

It's a shame they don't drop in threes, like their beloved celebrities. 
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2014, 08:35:17 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on June 18, 2014, 08:31:57 PM
It's a shame they don't drop in threes, like their beloved celebrities.

Now that would be Utopia! :yahoo:
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2014, 08:39:42 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 18, 2014, 03:39:08 PM
Dropping like flies.

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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2014, 08:57:39 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 18, 2014, 04:27:27 PM

So this lumpenunterprimitiven already gets his memorial slab in the mortuary, while the late mountain man primitive, the "ThomWV" primitive, remains unhonored.

Maybe it's time for another "old buddy, old pal, how's it hanging" email to your partner.

No doubt his snubbing of ThomWV, one of the foremost DUmmies of his time, was inadvertent.

When the DUmp Hall of Fame is opened, on Martin Luther King Boulevard in some blue hellhole city, there's sure to be a Thom WV bust in there, complete with his necklace of self-extracted human teeth.
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Re: Another Dead DUmmy
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2014, 09:14:26 PM »
....you all have been a part of our dinnertime discussions until he died. Afterwards, I loved spending hours cleaning half digested bits of spaghetti, tofu and phlem off the walls and floor.  What a guy!

And now, you know the rest of the story.

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