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Offline landofconfusion80

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Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« on: June 18, 2014, 10:42:46 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116112
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Dr. Oz isn't answering his phone, nor those operators who told me to call anytime if I had

 questions or problems. Problems???? $54.95 worth of problems and you know I'll never see that money again. Why did I do it? Just goes to show no matter how smart and savvy you think you are regarding scams, some of us are vulnerable. I'm overweight, this "Coffee Extract Pill" seemed like a good thing. I'm embarrassed and really angry with myself...sigh..

It really is a vicious cycle.... sit around watching TV all day, Gain massive amounts of weight, see cure for lard on TV, get scammed, get depressed, watch more TV...
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2014, 10:58:21 AM »
Didn't I hear Dr. Oz had to testify before the Senate about his claims for this stuff?

Poor, DUmmie!   :lol:  :rotf:
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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2014, 11:00:25 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on June 18, 2014, 10:42:46 AM
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It really is a vicious cycle.... sit around watching TV all day, Gain massive amounts of weight, see cure for lard on TV, get scammed, get depressed, watch more TV...

.... then post about your stupidity on the internet.   :panic:

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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2014, 12:01:26 PM »
The only two things proven to cause weight loss are diet and exercise. Dieting is the only thing that will work alone.
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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2014, 12:22:35 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 18, 2014, 12:01:26 PM
The only two things proven to cause weight loss are diet and exercise. Dieting is the only thing that will work alone.

In reference to DUmmies, they could DIET, instead.   :whistling:

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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2014, 01:24:35 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on June 18, 2014, 10:42:46 AM
It really is a vicious cycle.... sit around watching TV all day, Gain massive amounts of weight, see cure for lard on TV, get scammed, get depressed, watch more TV...

Except for nadin, as she's explained many times.

After her carcass piles on more scanner lard, it simply "resets", and makes that her ideal weight.

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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2014, 01:46:13 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 18, 2014, 12:01:26 PM
The only two things proven to cause weight loss are diet and exercise. Dieting is the only thing that will work alone.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss&feature=kp[/youtube]
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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2014, 01:53:35 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on June 18, 2014, 01:46:13 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss&feature=kp[/youtube]

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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2014, 05:41:48 PM »
Poor idiot DUmmie, give off your lazy ass, turn off the tv, and get some exercise.
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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2014, 06:18:07 PM »
I don't understand why the primitives, who claim to be the smarterest most bestest people on earf can't get a grip on a fairly simple mathematical equation

input > output = weight gain
input < output = weight loss
input = output = maintenance
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Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2014, 07:23:56 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 18, 2014, 06:18:07 PM
I don't understand why the primitives, who claim to be the smarterest most bestest people on earf can't get a grip on a fairly simple mathematical equation

input > output = weight gain
input < output = weight loss
input = output = maintenance

DUmmies don't do math. 

That's what calculators and computers are for... :lol:
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