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Offline franksolich

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Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« on: June 17, 2014, 02:12:33 AM »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2014, 05:09:30 AM »
Happy birthday, Ralphie, and may it please God to grant you a whole bunch more!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2014, 12:19:17 PM »
Thanks my friends! :cheersmate:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2014, 01:25:19 PM »
Happy birthday to the hottest chick!!  :-)
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2014, 06:58:26 PM »
 :cheersmate:
Now you can purchase an adult beverage. Congrats!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2014, 09:20:31 PM »
Happy birthday Mr. Wiggum!  :cheersmate:

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2014, 11:55:51 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2014, 12:03:33 AM »
Happy berfday!  You're awesome! :II:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2014, 02:40:46 PM »
Happy belated birthday to one of my favorites at the Cave!   :cheersmate:

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2014, 04:22:12 PM »
Happy belated Birthday!!!

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2014, 04:50:19 PM »
Happy Birthday, Ralphie! You'll put your eye out!  :-)
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, happy birthday!
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2014, 02:31:07 PM »
Happy Birthday
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