How many Calies are there? I get them mixed up.
I can only think of two offhand.
There's one called Cali_Democrat, who has a lot of posts but is still a minor, obscure DUmmy due to being too stupid to post anything entertaining. A really boring waste of skin.
Then there's our sweetheart, the wallduded, lower-cased DUmmy cali. She's a vicious, hateful bitch, but always funny as hell.
Since wallduding herself into permanent unemployment up in boondocks of East Hardwick, Vermont, cali's become a drunkard with a raging opiate addiction.
That combination of afflictions apparently hit a sweet spot for comical behavior, because the pre-earwig cali was never as entertaining as she is now.
She's built up an impressive portfolio of DUmp enemies as well, and they make her threads even better. She's so hateful she even repels most DUmmies.
Eva is one of my faves.