Primitives discuss their area of expertise

[BattleHymn]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626419

Only a smattering of responses so far, since most primitves likely find their area of expertise too embarrassing to post, even at the DUmp.

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 06:45 PM
Star Member LiberalEsto (20,279 posts)

If you have an area of expertise, what would your title be?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626337

mine:

LiberalEsto
Liberal Estonian-American

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:02 PM
bluedigger (11,889 posts)
1. Square Hole Master.

I've also been known as Master of Wind and Tide, but that was more of an honorific.

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:07 PM
Star Member Aristus (33,473 posts)
2. Physician Assistant - Certified. Healthcare for the homeless.

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:15 PM
Throd (4,525 posts)
3. POOPT: "Polisher Of Other People's Turds"

otherwise known as Commercial Graphic Designer

POOPT=  "Packer of Other People's Turds" is more likely.

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 10:05 PM
a la izquierda (8,592 posts)
8. Assistant professor of history

In other words, overeducated and underpaid, but thankful for a job. Member of the professional left.

This DUmbass uses a Che Guevara avatar, no less.   

Tue Jun 10, 2014, 10:19 PM
Star Member femmocrat (16,483 posts)
9. Corgiologist.

I know all about corgis. I can even translate corgi-speak. The dog on this video has a limited vocabulary compared to my three, though!

<some stupid video of a dog>
 

[BattleHymn]

Amber hasn't turned up yet to post her area of expertise, but my hopes remain high, since she's been hanging around in The Lounge an awful lot lately. 

[GOBUCKS]

nadin is working on her reply.

Three pages so far and still going strong.

[obumazombie]

I once learned that regarding an expert...

x is the sum of zero

spurt is a drip under pressure

When you put it all together you get...expert.

[diesel driver]

One thing all DUmmies are expert in is "f'n up".    

You have to go no further than looking at their miserable existences to see that.

DUmmies could "f" up an anvil, using a rubber hammer.   

[JohnnyReb]

So, one understands dog speak but can't understand plain English.....that's about par for a DUmmie.

[Carl]

Did any admit that their main expertise is rummaging through government programs for handouts and potential freebies while walking around in a dope induced haze?

[DumbAss Tanker]

"Whining" should be the #1 response in that survey, but of course they lie, they lie all the time, so it won't be.

[JohnnyReb]

"Whining" should be the #1 response in that survey, but of course they lie, they lie all the time, so it won't be.

How about holding a sign with a lie printed on it, "Will work for food".....more like "Will work you fools".

[obumazombie]

Did any admit that their main expertise is rummaging through government programs for handouts and potential freebies while walking around in a dope induced haze?

This is essential training before a lib can be a certified zombie for owebuma.
This particular expertise comes as a natural byproduct of the lib having their arms forward at shoulder level, hands dangling at the wrists, and clutching at any wallet that comes into it's grasp.