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Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« on: June 09, 2014, 06:58:01 PM »
Amber is so stupid she doesn't know people hate surveys and direct marketing phone calls:
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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:32 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)

Why on earth don't younger voters ( under 50) want to do political polls?


We have spent a MONTH! Trying to get the under 50 group polled in a national poll. The over 50 went fast, but not the under 50. It was like pulling teeth yourself with just a pair of needle nose pliers and no numbing agent.

They are political polls, a good time to give your two cents, yet they get hung up on
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,573 posts)
2. But we have been calling cell phones as well.

The FCC has open up the use of cell phones, thus is why we must ask if the are on a cell phone and in a safe place to talk. Called many on a cell phone, but get the same type of answer, "Do not do political surveys".

I would thing people would want to get more say and this is a way to do it. But not the younger crowd.
      

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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:42 PM
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3. maybe you need to poll via text message



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4. That is a thought...

Think I'll pass that idea to the boss...It might work.
Great idea, Miss Hoyt! We need to promote you!


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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 03:02 PM
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9. FYI, "cold texting" is illegal.

And unlike the laws banning cold calling, there are few exceptions for political uses. Per the FCC, commercial texts can only be sent if there is prior consent, or in a declared emergency. Keep in mind that a LOT of people still pay for their text messages.
Damn! People pay for texts? We need another executive order.


Junk calls are apparently a popular career for the mentally-ill:
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Mon Jun 9, 2014, 02:51 PM
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7. i work in market research and know your pain

and i'm sure there are a lot of barriers. the cell/land line issue is one of them, but that's easily remedied as you mentioned. we get a lot of older people who do it, i think, just so they have someone to talk to. the time and day of the week you call also makes a big difference.
Hilarious that she calls a phone bank "market research"!


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8. We call from, depending on the time zone and rules, 5pm to 9pm
So, Amber is the reason for millions of cancelled landline telephone accounts.


One of the few DUmmies who makes sense:
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26. Because when someone calls up and wants time or money the nearly universal answer is "**** off"


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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2014, 07:10:47 PM »
I wonder how long this job will last?
Cheap hoe is Ambers true calling.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2014, 07:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2014, 07:10:47 PM
I wonder how long this job will last?
Cheap hoe is Ambers true calling.

.. or a shot girt.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2014, 07:22:08 PM »
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4. That is a thought...

Think I'll pass that idea to the boss...It might work.

"The boss"?  She's starting to sound like the bald dwarf. 
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2014, 08:41:13 PM »
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3. maybe you need to poll via text message

Yes. The half-literate Amber should type for a living...

...so she can hurry-up and starve.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2014, 08:52:49 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on June 09, 2014, 08:41:13 PM
Yes. The half-literate Amber should type for a living...

...so she can hurry-up and starve.

That could take a while...   :lmao:
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2014, 10:07:04 PM »
I think Amber would be doing much better as a shot girl back in Joplin.

Since Dreamboat Dave has kicked her to the curb, there's nothing to keep her in Tucson (except the stupidly generous Tucson taxpayers).


If she were to apologize to Crystal Naydean, for unpaid debts, for the bedbug infestation, and for her ingratitude, Amber could probably find a home back in Joplin in Crystal Naydean's government single-wide.

She could go back to pursuing her dream of a shot girl career, while keeping her day job in the convenient store.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2014, 11:25:42 PM »
Fundamentally the big question here is what should a professional communicator, complete with a BA degree in professional communications, do?

I say fight fire with fire. As soon as someone picks up the phone, Amber should hang up on them! Give them a taste of their own medicine.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2014, 11:42:37 PM »
Why not take a bunch of free McD coupons to the college and around town and do the man on the street polls.

She would probably fill up her quota in no time.



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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2014, 11:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Dori on June 09, 2014, 11:42:37 PM
Why not take a bunch of free McD coupons to the college and around town and do the man on the street polls.

She would probably fill up her quota in no time.

She would keep and use the coupons and falsify the poll data. Liberals are just that way.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2014, 12:16:19 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 09, 2014, 11:54:33 PM
She would keep and use the coupons

There is no way that Amber would understand how to use a McDonald's coupon.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 07:03:56 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2014, 12:16:19 AM
There is no way that Amber would understand how to use a McDonald's coupon.

That might be why she keeps getting hang ups over and over again too. She probably knows how to dial only one phone number.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2014, 07:42:29 AM »
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2. But we have been calling cell phones as well.

The FCC has open up the use of cell phones, thus is why we must ask if the are on a cell phone and in a safe place to talk. Called many on a cell phone, but get the same type of answer, "Do not do political surveys".

I would thing people would want to get more say and this is a way to do it. But not the younger crowd.

Listen turdmuffin!  Our politicians aren't listening to polls anyway.  How many are against Obamacare and have been on every damn poll?  Is there one overwhelming poll where everyone says "I adore Obamacare"?  No. 

I would so hang up on you.  You already steal my money, you aren't getting your hands on my time.  :bird:
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2014, 07:53:12 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 10, 2014, 07:43:22 AM
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2014, 08:29:24 AM »
I would be willing to bet that Amber changes respondents answers to give the results that she wants.

If she were to ask 30 people what they thought about the job performance of half black muslim from Kenya, 29 would tell her that he sux. Amber would flip the results to show that 29 people love him.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2014, 08:53:26 AM »
I'm definitely over 50, and Mrs. SVPete and I decline to respond to political polls. So I guess that makes me weird, not that that is news to me. I'll give a free hint ... many people don't trust pollsters ... many people don't trust the skews media.

Oops! That was two hints. I'm generous as well as self-consciously weird.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2014, 09:57:40 AM »
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Why on earth don't younger voters ( under 50) want to do political polls?


We have spent a MONTH! Trying to get the under 50 group polled in a national poll. The over 50 went fast, but not the under 50. It was like pulling teeth yourself with just a pair of needle nose pliers and no numbing agent.

Thinking the poll of over 50 didn't go so well for the idiot.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2014, 09:59:15 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2014, 12:16:19 AM
There is no way that Amber would understand how to use a McDonald's coupon.

I guess it all depends on if her carpool stops at McDonald's
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2014, 10:00:45 AM »
I wonder what the odds are of another EF5 hitting that call center???  :-)
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2014, 10:07:46 AM »
Amber...I know you lurk over here so let me give you some advice on how to make your under 50 poll a success.

Make the calls on a weekend.

See sweetie you've making the mistake of calling people during the week...and thos people you're talking to that don't want to talk to you...are hard working Republican types who care more about providing for their family than answering your silly skewed questions.

If you do your calling on the weekend you'll get your responses because all you'll be talking to are out of work Libtards like yourself.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2014, 10:29:58 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on June 09, 2014, 08:52:49 PM
That could take a while...   :lmao:

Post of the day.


As for LFR, maybe while she is polling she can telemarket some of her highly acclaimed art and ceramics.
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2014, 10:34:05 AM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on June 10, 2014, 10:00:45 AM
I wonder what the odds are of another EF5 hitting that call center???  :-)
we can only hope. "Two birds with one stone" comes to mind...
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2014, 10:40:11 AM »
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Why on earth don't younger voters ( under 50) want to do political polls?


We have spent a MONTH!

Has it been a hole month already?!?!
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Re: Ding Dong!! Amber Calling!
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2014, 10:43:07 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on June 10, 2014, 10:34:05 AM
we can only hope. "Two birds with one stone" comes to mind...




Wrong thread ?
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