To Frank and the music lovers out there.
Sometime in the 70's a recording came out by someone I can not remember but it caused my dad to cry from laughing.
If I remember it was a country song about a chip monk that got loose at a tent meeting and ran up the skirt of a matronly woman's skirt. This good woman so worried about the morals of the community and an hell bent view to dancing and make up and the woman keeping their place.
As the preacher began to preach she the woman began to twitch, as the preacher was going on this woman stood up and tried to get the what ever out of her clothing. As the preacher continued to go on this old woman, keepers of the morals began to do a belly dance across the stage. Or so it looked to the small town people.