O'Dorkio having a wonderful time on Discussionist

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025053960

Oh my.

Never mind anything else in the thread; this is a jewel all by itself.

MrScorpio (59,860 posts)    Thu Jun 5, 2014, 08:49 PM

33. Actually, I'm having a wonderful time there… I've even found a secret admirer.

Frank the Caver of all people. He was always sweet enough to look me up and say HI in one of my threads. I never realized how much of a romantic he is.
 
But unfortunately, his well known penchant for not being able to play well with others has caught up with him and now his posting privileges have been temporarily suspended. It must really pain him to be unable to stop by and tell me that he's thinking about me and invite me to read some of his latest fan fiction that he writes about me.
 
But he can't quit me, thats for sure.

I just hope that Frank doesn't get too jealous whenever I'm conversing with other posters without him.
 
There's nothing worse than a jealous caver. They can get quite testy at times.

 

[Carl]

So little they know of things. 

[franksolich]

You know, McDorkio needs to learn something.

It's better to underestimate one's intelligence than to overestimate it.

[Dori]

Why did you get suspended?  What did you say?

[Ralph Wiggum]

Mr. Dorkio is a legend in his own mind. 

[franksolich]

Why did you get suspended?  What did you say?

I refer you to a personal message sent.....May 30.

[Chris_]

Why did you get suspended?  What did you say?

Haters be hatin'.

[franksolich]

MrsCorpio:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96424.0

I still haven't finished "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day" yet--the weather's been against me--but it's coming, and O'Dorkio's stellar in the climax.

[franksolich]

Haters be hatin'.

McDorkio's made an ass of himself twice now.

The first time was when he announced that if franksolich showed up on Discussionist, everybody would know it right away.

franksolich in fact showed up on Discussionist, and made no secret of his identity.

We two had a couple of conversations, during which time O'Dorkio had no idea who I was; nobody else on Discussionist had any problem knowing it was I.

So I led him to a thread here, and he finally figured it out.

After which he ran over to Skins's island to loudly brag to the primitives there, that he'd found franksolich.....only to be told other primitives had known it for the longest time.

And now with this, McDorkio's made an ass of himself a second time.

 

[Chris_]

Nobody accused him of being the smartest pineapple on the tree.

[obumazombie]

Living rent free. Classic example.

[MoshMasterD]

MrsCorpio:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96424.0

I still haven't finished "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day" yet--the weather's been against me--but it's coming, and O'Dorkio's stellar in the climax.

It said it was missing

[franksolich]

It said it was missing.

It's in a closed forum; one has to be a member, and a member with 1000+ posts, to see it.

It's necessary to do this some times, so as to hide things away from the lurking primitives whose feelings might be hurt.  And oh God, do we ever know how easily the feelings of primitives are hurt.

So best to not let them see such things at all, lest they start bawling and whining and crying.

It's kind of a compromise between the overwhelming majority of members of conservativecave who wish the DUmpster to be open for all to see, and a tiny miniscule minority of members (for the record, franksolich is among that minority) of conservativecave who wish the DUmpster to be a closed forum, as what we say about the primitives is none of their damned business.