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This is from MAD Magazine:





Notice the movie rating. IOW: The clown car that is Congress is rating higher than Obama.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 12:56:57 PM »
The jug-eared muslim doesn't care.

Next up: A full pardon for Snowden.

And not a word to be heard about the VA, or Benghazi, or the war on American energy, or aid to the Syrian al Qaeda.

I don't think he has miscalculated at all.

He's evil, not stupid.

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2014, 01:00:19 PM »
Next up: A full pardon for Snowden.

THAT would actually have been a smart move as a fair percent of the RW-Libertarian set despises the NSA.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 01:02:27 PM »
THAT would actually have been a smart move as a fair percent of the RW-Libertarian set despises the NSA.

If you're going to rescue one traitor, why not rescue them all?

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2014, 01:13:34 PM »
The jug-eared muslim doesn't care.

Next up: A full pardon for Snowden.

And not a word to be heard about the VA, or Benghazi, or the war on American energy, or aid to the Syrian al Qaeda.

I don't think he has miscalculated at all.

He's evil, not stupid.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/magazine/david-plouffe-s-stray-voltage-theory-20120712
Ace-of-Spades linked to this story. Basically, anything that takes the focus off of the current scandal is a good thing. He explains it better at his site.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/349572.php
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I can't help but think that Obama needed this deal now -- remember, the Taliban have been pushing this deal for two years, so it's not like they were going to pull back this deal any time soon -- because he needed some "stray voltage" to keep the VA scandal out of the headlines.

If you forget, "stray voltage" is David Plouffe's term for any story or meme, whether helpful or harmful, which gets the nation talking about something Obama would prefer talking about.

Remember, Obama trotted out the false "77 cents per dollar" claim on women's pay knowing it was false, and knowing they'd be slammed for trotting out a false claim.

Doesn't matter, per the "Stray Voltage" theory -- the important thing is to be taking the heat, if there is heat that must be taken, on the things you're better equipped to take heat on.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 01:15:51 PM »
If you're going to rescue one traitor, why not rescue them all?

We were obligated to bring Bergdahl home, whether as a hero or to stand trial. Obviously, I prefer the latter and want to see him rot for what he did. He deprived children of their fathers in order to fall-in with people who cut the noses off of women because he thought they were morally superior to us.

(Ya know, on second thought: **** a trial. Just turn him loose in the DFAC.)

I don't begrudge Obama for bringing Bergdahl home. I'm livid we traded American lives, both in the past and in the future, for this POS.

If Obama could stop kissing his own ass long enough to look-up and see how normal people think ideas such as Loyalty still matter. If Obama had been smart he would have put other people -- like senators and a few others -- in the know and explain to them that we were recovering a US service member but he would be coming back to the US to answer the allegations surrounding his disappearance. It would have been low-key rather than arranging a WH Rose Garden announcement BEFORE the first member of Congress got so much as a phone call.

Instead Obama led with his usual self-congratulating arrogant bullshit and his cynical arrogance is the foundation of his incompetence. The man is lawless, untrustworthy and would be out-of-his depth as a lifeguard for a backyard kiddie pool.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2014, 01:17:41 PM »
http://www.nationaljournal.com/magazine/david-plouffe-s-stray-voltage-theory-20120712
Ace-of-Spades linked to this story. Basically, anything that takes the focus off of the current scandal is a good thing. He explains it better at his site.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/349572.php

I think Obama underestimated the amount of voltage that was stray.

It would have been safer standing in a bathtub with a plug-in radio while peeing on an electric fence.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2014, 01:24:08 PM »
I have an former boss, who is also a friend, (even if he is a die hard lefty).... posted this on facebook a few minutes ago.

"I tend to lean left....but our President needs to go"

This guy is also a former Army Ranger.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2014, 02:18:30 PM »
And not a word to be heard about the VA, or Benghazi, or the war on American energy, or aid to the Syrian al Qaeda.

I don't think he has miscalculated at all.

He's evil, not stupid.

If the truth regarding the VA issue is so bad he has to release 5 terrorists to get it off the front page, then it will surface. Nothing that bad can be hidden for long. It's far from over.

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2014, 02:30:59 PM »
The jug-eared muslim doesn't care.

Next up: A full pardon for Snowden.


He's evil, not stupid.

I don't think so. Snowden made Obama look bad, and that's an unpardonable sin. Snowden is safest staying in Russia, anywhere else and Obama will find a way to be rid of him. Hell, I wouldn't put it past Obama to make a deal with Putin to have Snowden silenced.

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2014, 03:32:40 PM »
OT but  :rotf:







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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 03:39:56 PM »
OT but  :rotf:
You don't know how many DUmmies you got all excited with that picture (both the pro-Soviet ones and the Snowden fanboys).
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2014, 03:59:31 PM »
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If Obama could stop kissing his own ass long enough to look-up and see how normal people think ideas such as Loyalty still matter.


He doesn't care. Normal people didn't elect the muslim.

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2014, 04:58:26 PM »
Lurking DUmb shits,
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2014, 07:07:54 PM »
Can you imagine, had it happened after the democrat party went crazy, what a hero they would have made of Eddie Slovik?

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2014, 10:11:40 AM »
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Bergdahl's release is part of the end of the war. She doesn't like that.

Congress was given notice in 2011 and in 2012. Enough said.


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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2014, 10:29:41 AM »
OT but  :rotf:



Either Snowden missed a great chance for a career as a linebacker, or whoever put that Photoshop together did a shitty job.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2014, 12:58:37 PM »
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"If I've lost Neuman, I've lost Middle America." That's how we imagine President Obama reacting to being scathed by MAD magazine. The Usual Gang of Idiots tweeted a parody poster yesterday for "Barack Obama's Unfortunate New Movie," titled "Trading Private Bergdahl." The tag line: "They got five Taliban leaders. We got one deserting weasel. The mission is a disaster." Obama is depicted as the lead actor, with the Taliban quintet in supporting roles. The picture is rated "NC" for "No Congressional Approval."

How in the world did an administration known for political competence, if for no other kind, manage to pull off such a public-relations disaster? The answer is that the left has a very large blind spot when it comes to military culture.

http://online.wsj.com/articles/best-of-the-web-today-suck-it-up-and-salute-1401912754
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2014, 03:13:26 PM »
Either Snowden missed a great chance for a career as a linebacker, or whoever put that Photoshop together did a shitty job.


Ya, Putin won't wear halter tops.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2014, 05:00:45 PM »

Ya, Putin won't wear halter tops.

Aside from the two looking 'way out of scale, I don't think it'd be Putin playing catcher.

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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2014, 09:16:05 AM »
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an administration known for political competence

OK, in what alternate universe is THIS happening?
Please point me to something, anything, about this administration which demonstrates competence.
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Re: Proglodytes, this is how bad you've lost the Bergdahl fight
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2014, 10:45:06 AM »
OK, in what alternate universe is THIS happening?
Please point me to something, anything, about this administration which demonstrates competence.


Beats the hell out of me. The Proglodytes have really gone off their meds lately.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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