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Offline FlippyDoo

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I'm now a reporter.
« on: June 03, 2014, 12:42:54 PM »
Yes, you read the title correctly. Much like the great one that knows all things, I am now a reporter. See the press pass below for verification.



Now that I'm a reporter, I'd like to inform you that it's humid. Oh, and yep it's also hot. Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.

I learned how to become "credentialed" at the link below.

http://www.ehow.com/how_7663329_media-credentials-printed.html

http://www.jsprinting.com/press-passes/
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2014, 12:44:27 PM »
 :lmao: I wish you didn't have to know this stuff either.  It must be such a burden!
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2014, 01:03:53 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 03, 2014, 12:42:54 PM
Yes, you read the title correctly. Much like the great one that knows all things, I am now a reporter. See the press pass below for verification.



Now that I'm a reporter, I'd like to inform you that it's humid. Oh, and yep it's also hot. Suffice it to say, I wish I didn't know this shit.

I learned how to become "credentialed" at the link below.

http://www.ehow.com/how_7663329_media-credentials-printed.html

http://www.jsprinting.com/press-passes/


PFFFFFTTTT no awards suitable for framing? 
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2014, 01:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 12:44:27 PM
:lmao: I wish you didn't have to know this stuff either.  It must be such a burden!

But it's a burden that the all-knowing one and I are willing to carry.

Breaking news: A plane just flew overhead. I heard it, but I couldn't see it so its altitude must have been at least 92 nadinmeters.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2014, 01:06:04 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on June 03, 2014, 01:03:53 PM

PFFFFFTTTT no awards suitable for framing?

Just wait. Unless the bullies stop me I can almost promise you that I'll be won an award before the morning rolls around.
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Offline landofconfusion80

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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2014, 01:11:51 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on June 03, 2014, 01:03:53 PM

PFFFFFTTTT no awards suitable for framing?

My dot matrix needs a new ribbon so it's going to take a bit to get it printed up. Did you want it in black or red? I think I could make it into a banner too if that would be better.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2014, 01:18:08 PM »
So how's your rig?  Do you have a camera, scanner and some Nomex, just incase?

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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2014, 01:21:17 PM »
Quote from: Dori on June 03, 2014, 01:18:08 PM
So how's your rig?  Do you have a camera, scanner and some Nomex, just incase?

Damn it! I wanted to know how his rig was! :naughty:
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2014, 01:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 01:21:17 PM
Damn it! I wanted to know how his rig was! :naughty:

Always have the good, big rig with me.

And to the doubters. I told ya I'd win an award. It's even suitable for framing.


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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2014, 01:45:15 PM »
Can you speak other languages?
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2014, 01:49:26 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 01:45:15 PM
Can you speak other languages?

I can speak liberal. Example: It's Bush's fault.
I can speak nadinese Example: The riffle was a 30 ort 80.
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2014, 01:51:07 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 03, 2014, 01:49:26 PM
I can speak liberal. Example: It's Bush's fault.
I can speak nadinese Example: The riffle was a 30 ort 80.

Can you speak Gibberish, or is that a nadinese-derived language?
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2014, 01:52:56 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 03, 2014, 01:29:39 PM
Always have the good, big rig with me.

And to the doubters. I told ya I'd win an award. It's even suitable for framing.




I stand corrected.  Very nice! 
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2014, 03:27:52 PM »
You welcome.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2014, 03:30:10 PM »
I don't believe you. I need to see some hard hitting reporting from the front lines of some trash can fire you heard on the scanner before I can.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2014, 03:37:52 PM »
Any news on Fukishima ?
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2014, 03:39:02 PM »
Are you good at tossing word salads ?
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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2014, 03:39:49 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 03:37:52 PM
Any news on Fukishima ?

Yeah, but only mexicans understand it.
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« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2014, 04:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on June 03, 2014, 03:30:10 PM
I don't believe you. I need to see some hard hitting reporting from the front lines of some trash can fire you heard on the scanner before I can.

This is a fire. The atmospherics was hot.



A wood pecker watches from a safe distance 60 nadinmeters up in a tree of the wooden variety.

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« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2014, 04:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2014, 03:37:52 PM
Any news on Fukishima ?

Who is Ishima?
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« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2014, 04:36:35 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 03, 2014, 01:49:26 PM
I can speak liberal. Example: It's Bush's fault.
I can speak nadinese Example: The riffle was a 30 ort 80.

Sorry to say, but nadinese is much more complex than that.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2014, 04:37:48 PM »
All this is making me thirsty for a glass of milk.

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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2014, 04:38:39 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 03, 2014, 04:37:48 PM
All this is making me thirsty for a glass of milk.

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Better be canned so the radiation doesn't get you.
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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2014, 04:39:18 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 03, 2014, 04:34:47 PM
This is a fire. The atmospherics was hot.



A wood pecker watches from a safe distance 60 nadinmeters up in a tree of the wooden variety.



Good job. You obviously have a good rig to go with your vest.
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2014, 04:54:27 PM »
A good journalist would have already answered my word salad question.
C'mon now ! This stuff is serious !
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