DU MOLES: They are on to us, lads!

[dutch508]

Yeah... I can see hoards of DUmpmonkiez sorting through everyone's post history to find those paid shills. 

Cali_Democrat (20,445 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025039691

DUer comes up with a great way to identify paid government infiltrators
From October 1 through 16, 2013,

the United States federal government entered a shutdown and curtailed most routine operations after Congress failed to enact legislation appropriating funds for fiscal year 2014, or a continuing resolution for the interim authorization of appropriations for fiscal year 2014. Regular government operations resumed October 17 after an interim appropriations bill was signed into law

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5039501



That makes sense. Loads of government employees were furloughed during that time frame. If certain people weren't posting during that two week period, that might be a good indication they were paid government employees.

Who the hell wants to work when they don't get paid? 

Whisp (23,676 posts)
3. I guess you missed the OP that accuses DUers of being paid spies for the government?

Here, let me give you a hand:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5036592

Did you Oh FFS, that one?

Cali_Democrat (20,445 posts)
4. I don't think this was meant to be serious...

In truth, there's really no way to identify those folks even if they exist.

It's an exercise in futility

Oh, I am pretty sure the other cali was serious.

 

[diesel driver]

I guess the DUmmies didn't realize it was the NON-ESSENTIAL government employees that didn't get paid.

I got my checks.   

[Mr Mannn]

I'm not paid by the govt. The Koch brothers pay me to infiltrate. I make $60K a year for 12 hours working liberal boards.

and I get bonuses if I get a liberal banned: $1000 for DUers. $2000 for KOS kids

[DefiantSix]

I'm not paid by the govt. The Koch brothers pay me to infiltrate. I make $60K a year for 12 hours working liberal boards.

and I get bonuses if I get a liberal banned: $1000 for DUers. $2000 for KOS kids

What's your recruitment bonus to bring in others who want to get in on the act? 

[Mr Mannn]

You get:
$5 sign up bonus for deep moles.
$ 2.5 K for trolls.

I get:
a cushy vacation in New Zealand with hot chicky babes!

[DefiantSix]

You get:
$5 sign up bonus for deep moles.
$ 2.5 K for trolls.

I get:
a cushy vacation in New Zealand with hot chicky babes!

Sounds like fun. I'd probably run a couple of obvious trolls (making catty comments about Rachel MadCow or something) through the wire on throw-away IP addresses, then settle in for some fun with a deep penetration mole. (I said MOLE not GERBIL, lurking DUmb****s )

[67 Rover]

You get:
$5 sign up bonus for deep moles.
$ 2.5 K for trolls.

I get:
a cushy vacation in New Zealand with hot chicky babes!

What do they require for a carry weapon?

[Mr Mannn]

What do they require for a carry weapon?

They are pretty open about that, you're a keyboard commando after all. My carry weapon is a 5 hour energy drink. Some prefer a stacked blond they brought home from New Zealand.

[FlaGator]

I am a volunteer government spy and was unaffected by the government shut down.