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Offline JakeStyle

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Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« on: May 30, 2014, 05:41:42 PM »
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Star Member Agschmid (8,163 posts)  Wed May 28, 2014, 06:41 PM

I think I just accidentally went on a date with a republican...
I mean there were red flags, he wanted to meet earlier in the evening, he wanted to meet at an Outback, and he didn't hold back the first thing he ordered was the Bloomin Onion talk about excess! I figured heck I'm on the date I might as well enjoy myself so I just started drinking... And an hour and half later I am lost, dazed, and confused.

Has this ever happened to you? What did you do the minute they admitted they voted for McCain (and by default Palin)! I mean to put I bluntly I am a gay male, and I just don't even comprehend how you can separate that and vote against your self interests.

And just FYI we split the check but I think he ended up taking a subsidy from me, go figure.

Only a gay republican would want to eat at Outback, I guess.

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 05:45:08 PM »
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I think I just accidentally went on a date with a republican...
I mean there were red flags, he wanted to meet earlier in the evening, he wanted to meet at an Outback, and he didn't hold back the first thing he ordered was the Bloomin Onion talk about excess!

Interesting what defines "holding back" in the Tinkerbelle community. I don't even want to hear what happens when they go to The Cheesecake Factory.

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 05:56:43 PM »
RED FLAGS??????......queers have periods??????.....I guess that explains their emotionalism sometimes.

No offense to the ladies.....they're supposed to have those things.

If you were to walk into a gay bar and shout "MAN UP", what would be the first thought in a queer's mind?
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 06:26:28 PM »
 Somethin' tells me this guy is lost, dazed, & confused *before* he starts drinkin'.

@USa No kidding.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 06:37:06 PM »
Couple of points.

One. Just what is excessive about a Bloomin Onion? Outback is a 'budget' steakhouse.

Two. So shocking was ordering "an appetizer," that the primitive decides to start heavy drinking to the point he was dazed and unaware.

Three. Most depressing of all: the date didn't take advantage of a drunk primitive, split the check and LEFT. No butsex for the gayboy primitive that night.

Conclusion: The primitive didn't get what he wanted, so the date was obviously a Republican.
Once again, Life's lottery of love leaves a DUer out in the cold...forever alone

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2014, 06:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 30, 2014, 06:37:06 PM

Once again, Life's lottery of love leaves a DUer out in the cold...forever alone

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I guess that even some queers have standards.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2014, 06:56:01 PM »
We are going to have to come up with a whole new catagory for this story. It can't be counted as a bouncy. Maybe a flouncy?

Proposed criteria for a Flouncy.
1. Meet earlier in the evening. (not sure what this means...before 9 pm?)
2. Meet at obvious Rethuglican location. (Wasn't aware Outback was this, but who am I to judge)
3. Drink heavily and don't remember the rest clearly.
4. Date spouted obvious VRWC talking points throughout date.
5. Date proundly claimed he/she/it voted for McLame/Raygun/BushyMcCokespoon.
6. Date acted rudely to the serving staff.
7. Date ordered 'excessively'
8. Date tipped badly.
9. Other diners looked on with frowns and horror at Dates many Rethuglican 'faux pas'.
10. DUmpmonkie schooled Date on reality based... 'reality', Date converted to DUmpmonkie, sex with details (for Frank) and cheering crowd of well-wishers.

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2014, 07:02:12 PM »
A note to the queer...your perceived best interest of having a different dick up your poop chute every night is not remotely in mine.
In fact the terminal disease you will likely contract and spend years dying from will undoubtedly cost me in higher premiums and taxes so my best interests are that your either stop,get taxed out of your destructive behavior or be allowed to pay the price of your pole ride quickly.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2014, 07:04:14 PM »
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13. Oh, there's your mistake.

I never date Republicans...I just sleep with them. It's kinky...I make them read me Keynes (and Piketty) in bed, tell me all the ways Ronald Reagan was a traitor to the American public and we can even role-play "America's Awesomest President and his adventures in the Oval Office helping people have better lives!"...if they're good, I let them call me "Barack"

Who's a naughty supply-sider!


someone is dreaming again.

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24. He ate the whole I'm not even kidding!

Meanwhile I took food home with me for lunch today...

Typical liberal!


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33. A gay man wanting to eat at Outback?

wow, didn't think that was possible
It kinda reminds me of the opening scene of the first episode of the TV Series 'True Blood'
Two horny human teenagers drive by a liquor store that says 'Tru Blood sold here' and they are excited to see if they could actually meet a vampire (and get some Vamp blood which is a drug for humans). The guy working behind the counter looks all goth with the pitch black hair and the goth getup and funny accent so the kids assume he is a vampire. Whilst in the background some redneck, overweight looks like he came from a Tea Party rally guy is perusing the liquor selection.
In the end it turns out the goth guy was nothing more than a Vampire wannabe and the redneck - turns out he was the vampire.
Can't judge a book by it's cover
 

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34. I had drinks with a Birther/Tea Party guy (had no idea!!)

I see this guy at work every now and then...he's attractive, likes to be active outdoors, educated. When he asked me out for a drink I said yes because my initial impression didn't set off any alarms.

Soooo......we met for margaritas after work. About 20 minutes into our conversation, my companion blurted out that Obama is an idiot; a Harvard idiot who doesn't understand how to run this country. He kept talking and veered into crazyland - claiming he's examined Obama's birth certificate and it's a fake, so he shouldn't even be president. Keep in mind, we don't know each other, it's early in our 'date', and he starts with this! I asked how he examined the birth certificate, if he actually held it in his hands and what gives him the expertise to claim such a thing. He said he examined it online and he believes the reasons given by 'experts' who say it's fake.

So I realized what I was dealing with, downed my margarita and ordered another. Since he had ruined any chance at all with me, I decided to stick around a bit and mess with him. I'd never actually talked to someone so extreme and being the researcher that I am, asked him question after question...to which he gladly provided enthusiastically disturbing answers.

Did I mention I live in Texas? Anyway....this guy loves Ted Cruz and is going to do whatever he can to make sure he becomes president. He attends Tea Party rallies and has lots of guns, loves the idea of open carry anywhere you want. Eventually I got bored and changed the subject; right after he told me he hates his mother I decided it was time to go.

I got up from the table, smiled and shook his hand, then said "I don't think we're very compatible, so let's not do this again." He just stared at me and I walked out.

He did text me after that (WHY??) but I ignored it. When I see him now I only say hello as a professional courtesy.

Like you, I can't separate politics from relationship; could never date or be friends with someone so wrong-headed and in opposition to my views.

 
 See? Flouncies everywhere!

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43. It has happened to me with acquaintances

At least, people who were nice (seeming), then I'd find out they were rethugs!!! I always beat a hasty retreat. It's like taking a swig of milk, only to find it's sour!!!!!

I find it interesting that many DUmpmonkiez say they would sleep with the Rethug before running away...... ok, maybe not.

 
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2014, 07:26:51 PM »

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2014, 08:35:45 PM »
 :lmao: that's so ghey
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2014, 09:09:10 PM »
A total bouncy tale.

When homos have a "date" they meet in a toilet stall at an interstate rest stop.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2014, 09:11:02 PM »
Oh, the vapors!  Where is my fainting couch?

That's some funny shit.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2014, 09:19:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 30, 2014, 09:09:10 PM
A total bouncy tale.

When homos have a "date" they meet in a toilet stall at an interstate rest stop.

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2014, 10:46:31 PM »
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Buster Buttsex

I think he ended up taking a subsidy from me, go figure.

is that some kind of ghey secret code?
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2014, 01:26:00 AM »
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Response to Agschmid (Reply #36)Thu May 29, 2014, 12:53 PM
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40. He still texted me after that though! Haha!

Did he think I didn't really mean what I said? Probably.

All we can do is frame encounters with idiots like these as adventures; and I did learn how the mind of a tea partier works. Hopefully both of us will never have to go through that again!

The DUmmies are never going to understand the right since their perceptions of the right are based on the make-believe conservatives they fabricate for their bounces--or the make-believe conservative bad guys from Aaron Sorkin TV shows.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2014, 02:56:49 PM »
OMG!!!!!!!!!! A BLOOMIN ONION?


WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2014, 05:19:06 PM »
So...

We were at the local pub last week, my wife and I and another normal (read heterosexual) couple. This being tourist season, a man struck up a conversation with us, and eventually said something to the effect of "...I'm a gay man, where is a good place for me to go to have some fun?"

I told him "California".

He left.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2014, 07:04:43 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 02, 2014, 05:19:06 PM
So...

We were at the local pub last week, my wife and I and another normal (read heterosexual) couple. This being tourist season, a man struck up a conversation with us, and eventually said something to the effect of "...I'm a gay man, where is a good place for me to go to have some fun?"

I told him "California".

He left.

Either he got all butt hurt and left, or he took you seriously and set off for the land of "milk and honey" :puke:

I don't see a down side, whichever way it turns out... :hi5:
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2014, 09:10:39 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 02, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Either he got all butt hurt and left, or he took you seriously and set off for the land of "milk and honeyfruits and nuts" :puke:

I don't see a down side, whichever way it turns out... :hi5:

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2014, 09:27:49 PM »
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the first thing he ordered was the Bloomin Onion

I suppose that's one advantage to queer dating - you can eat onions on the first date, because if anything happens, you won't have to worry about being face-to-face.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2014, 09:44:07 PM »
There's a whole lotta pearl clutching going on over there.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2014, 08:23:54 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 02, 2014, 09:44:07 PM
There's a whole lotta pearl clutching going on over there.

They're as unhappy as a queer with a nut allergy.
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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2014, 10:04:59 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 02, 2014, 09:44:07 PM
There's a whole lotta pearl clutching going on over there.
better than what they usually do with them.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Queer Date Goes Wrong - Must be a Rethug
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2014, 10:14:19 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 02, 2014, 05:19:06 PM
So...

We were at the local pub last week, my wife and I and another normal (read heterosexual) couple. This being tourist season, a man struck up a conversation with us, and eventually said something to the effect of "...I'm a gay man, where is a good place for me to go to have some fun?"

I told him "California".

He left.
I probably would've told him the AIDS clinic down the street.  Knock yourself out"
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