poll: should the primitives discuss sex?

[franksolich]

Should the primitives discuss sex--their observations of, and experiences with, hopping around in the sack--on Skins's island?

Apparently such discussions are verboten on Skins's island, but one's really surprised no primitive's ever seemed to object to banning one of their ostensibly--please notice the all-important word here, "ostensibly"--favorite recreational activities.

Now, usually decent and civilized people are rather reticent about sex--after all, some inhibitions are good--and so one doesn't expect to see such things on message boards dominated by decent and civilized people.

But these are primitives here.

The primitives go into great detail describing their lives, their habits, their conduct, their mental health, their prescriptions, their relatives, their jobs if they have one, their encounters with other people, and even their daily diets.

One gets a well-rounded view of the primitives, excepting the ball's got a big dent in it.

Sex is a pretty major activity, but the primitives never talk about that.

The "sexual revolution" was invented and fostered by the primitives; one supposes they're really proud of it.....and so reasonably expects they'd brag about it.

But the primitives don't; they remain mum.

<<<detects hypocrisy in the primitives' silence.

[JohnnyReb]

Because they would discuss what color goat or dog they were going.......and that would be racist.

[franksolich]

Because they would discuss what color goat or dog they were going.......and that would be racist.

Well, I'm getting the impression that, by the silence of the primitives, it all didn't turn out as great as they thought it would.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Everything they do is ****ing stupid.

This would just be more of the same.

[sharkhawk]

Because they would discuss what color goat or dog they were going.......and that would be racist.

Absolutely not.     Cal Pig  might write another poem about it.

[JohnnyReb]

Well, I'm getting the impression that, by the silence of the primitives, it all didn't turn out as great as they thought it would.

Yeah, all that free love when they were young has now left them all alone, depressed and bitter. That's why they hate conservatives that limited their sex partners and are now able to grow old with a loving companion.

[USA4ME]

No way!!

If I wanna see pigs in a blanket, I'll go to IHOP.

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[Gina]

I'm up for any sexual convo, but their's. 

[franksolich]

Everything they do is ****ing stupid.

This would just be more of the same.

But it could be interesting, resolving certain curiosities.

Curiosities based upon natural human curiosity, not prurient impulses.

For example, when sucking face, how does one deal with a partner with a large protuberance on her chin?  It seems to me that would get in the way, and even with my vivid imagination, I can't think of how it'd be done.

Or when doing that other thing, how does one deal with oversized jugs that prop one up into a nearly-standing position?  I mean yeah, I can figure out ways of getting around that, but none of them are exactly comfortable.

Or at what angle does one approach a beach-ball with short legs?

I'm starting to think the primitives don't have as much sex as they'd like us to believe; for example, Atman has a television in his bedroom.  He's supposed to be pleasing his wife in the bedroom, not watching the boob-tube.

[franksolich]

Yeah, all that free love when they were young has now left them all alone, depressed and bitter. That's why they hate conservatives that limited their sex partners and are now able to grow old with a loving companion.

Uh huh.

I give you the.....windy primitive, the primitive with creases under her buttocks.

All that romping around with everything and anything that moved, and look at her now.

[franksolich]

Uh huh.

I give you the.....windy primitive, the primitive with creases under her buttocks.

All that romping around with everything and anything that moved, and look at her now.

"from beauty to beast"
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95551.0

[Gina]

But it could be interesting, resolving certain curiosities.



Or at what angle does one approach a beach-ball with short legs?

Frank, you don't have a mini crush on gNads do you? 

[landofconfusion80]

I'm up for any sexual convo, but their's. 

....ok, gonna have to sit down somewhere for a bit.

[franksolich]

Frank, you don't have a mini crush on gNads do you? 

No, not at all.

It's just that the "mechanics" of things, any things, interest me.

[Carl]

I suspect if many of them discussed their sexual activities it would result in arrests and prosecutions.

[franksolich]

I suspect if many of them discussed their sexual activities it would result in arrests and prosecutions.

Well, for the once-hippies-now-primitives, sex was the greatest thing since the invention of sliced bread.

So why not tell us about it?

I suspect the primitives, by their silence on the matter, are depriving the world of substantial anthropological insight.

[BlueStateSaint]

Absolutely not.     Cal Pig  might write another poem about it.

[Chris_]

No, not at all.

It's just that the "mechanics" of things, any things, interest me.

Are you aware of the phrase "too fat to ****"?

I voted 'Yes', because I enjoy a good trainwreck as much as anybody.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I had to go with 'Not sure.' 

On the one hand, there would be tremendous fights between the 'Rape culture' harridans and the heterosexuals, probably leading to massive bannage and any sexual posts being de facto limited to the muff diverettes debating shaved vs. natural as the feminazis relentlessly slap their 'Victim' card on the table, so there would be a lot of entertainment potential. 

But, on the other hand, we'd have to read a lot of disgusting things gay dudes do to each other while looking for mockery-worthy DU posts, as if they weren't oversharing 'way too much already.

I do have to say that I have always found it anomalous that a site which is supposedly for the edgiest members of the most-libertine political party has such prudish rules on this topic.

[franksolich]

.....I have always found it anomalous that a site which is supposedly for the edgiest members of the most-libertine political party has such prudish rules on this topic.

That's it, that was my purpose in posting on this rather, uh, delicate subject.

These are the people who said "let it all hang out," "if it feels good, do it," "anything goes," "it's just a clump of cells easily removed," &c., &c., &c.

The primitives, in their younger days as hippies, invented "free love".

So how come they don't talk about it?

Maybe it didn't work out like they thought it would?  Maybe?

[landofconfusion80]

That's it, that was my purpose in posting on this rather, uh, delicate subject.

These are the people who said "let it all hang out," "if it feels good, do it," "anything goes," "it's just a clump of cells easily removed," &c., &c., &c.

The primitives, in their younger days as hippies, invented "free love".

So how come they don't talk about it?

Maybe it didn't work out like they thought it would?  Maybe?

Too many experiences with being the ugliest/ shortest person at the orgy probably has a lasting effect.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Maybe it didn't work out like they thought it would?  Maybe?

What, just because they all ended up miserable, ill-used, broke, and alone?  Surely not!

[Chris_]

What, just because they all ended up miserable, ill-used, broke, and alone?  Surely not!

But they were, like, totally destroying the patriarchal power structure by doing so, man.   

[Bad Dog]

Back in the "Nam" when mentioning things one would rather not contemplate, we would say "everyone knows there is sex amongst water buffalo but, no one gives a s**t".   I'm in favor of applying that principle to the subject at hand.

[dutch508]

**** no.

Calpeg sex thread. Need I say more?