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Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« on: May 21, 2014, 01:46:47 PM »
Just doing my part to grease the skids so to speak.

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4. Thank You!

I can't wait! 2 hours training, then I hit the phones!! I start Tomorrow!
 

2 Hours training. Must be one hell of an importaint job.

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I feel like I owe many People an apology.
We are doing a National Survey. I have butchered, nay, MURDERED, many peoples names. So, if you have been called by a woman for a poll and she totally got your name WRONG, I am sorry

Nay, more like put to sleep. Or put on "hold".

I think it has to be said that DUmmyland has lost some of it's entertainment value of late.
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2014, 01:57:03 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on May 21, 2014, 01:46:47 PM
2 Hours training. Must be one hell of an importaint job.
It must be important.  It's been capitalized.
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2014, 02:05:39 PM »
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This is going to be the easiest job ever! Basically it is the same type of thing I use to volunteer to do for the DNC back in the day! I don't even have to type. Just read a script and use a mouse to indicate if the answered yes or no and so on! And I am off on Fridays!

The winos get all the good jobs.   :mad:

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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2014, 02:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on May 21, 2014, 01:57:03 PM
It must be important.  It's been capitalized.

importaint?   foreign stuff

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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2014, 02:18:46 PM »
This answers the burning question "where do they get people willing to do that job?"
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2014, 02:48:03 PM »

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I feel like I owe many People an apology.
We are doing a National Survey. I have butchered, nay, MURDERED, many peoples names. So, if you have been called by a woman for a poll and she totally got your name WRONG, I am sorry

First things first, Amber. You owe all of the internet an apology for murdering the English language.
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on May 21, 2014, 01:46:47 PM
2 Hours training. Must be one hell of an importaint job.

Hopefully, the 'training' was done in a cage, with a bullwhip and a chair.
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2014, 09:52:45 PM »
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I feel like I owe many People an apology.
We are doing a National Survey. I have butchered, nay, MURDERED, many peoples names. So, if you have been called by a woman for a poll and she totally got your name WRONG, I am sorry

Damn those impossible to pronounce names like "Smith" and "Jones".  Of course she may have been talking about some of the names used by minorities, but that would be racist, right?
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2014, 11:40:45 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 21, 2014, 09:52:45 PM
Damn those impossible to pronounce names like "Smith" and "Jones".  Of course she may have been talking about some of the names used by minorities, but that would be racist, right?

If I get a call from a woman who can't pronounce "Mr. Dog", I'm going to tell her to go back to giving $5 blowjobs behind the Dumpster at the plasma center.

If it's not Amber- oh, well.
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2014, 01:49:29 AM »
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I have butchered, nay, MURDERED, many peoples names.

That does not sound like a sentence Amber could have written.
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Re: Hey kids, what time is it? Time for an LFR post...
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2014, 05:05:34 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 22, 2014, 01:49:29 AM
That does not sound like a sentence Amber could have written.

She did use "nay" in the sentence, perhaps she thinks she's a horse now, instead of just the south end of a north-bound one.
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