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Offline landofconfusion80

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Primitive wants her BF fixed
« on: May 21, 2014, 07:40:56 AM »
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Does the ACA mandate coverage for vasectomy, and if not, why?

 I know it covers tubal ligation, but the issue is that the guy i'm with now doesn't want kids and I may be losing my IUD (lots of bleeding, think Kubrick elevator scene....) soon. I can't do hormones, they do terrible things to my hormonal balance and I've had a hard enough time losing weight. I'm at a healthy weight now despite lots of meds that encourage weight gain, and don't want to risk going clinically hypothyroid again like the last time I was on the Pill. Besides, I'm getting older.
 
I am undecided on whether or not I want to have kids someday, so I do not want to do a tubal. It'd be covered. A vasectomy, however, we don't know if it would be. I would think it should be fair if they cover tubal ligation for them to also cover vasectomy.
 
Thanks for any advice.

That's a quality long term relationship right there... guess she figures the BF isn't her longterm choice? RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! she WILL have your balls in her purse, literally!

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8. Birth control pills are prescription only and may have significant side effects

you can walk into any gas station and get a box of Trojans for less than five bucks.
Not if your name is Sandra and those trojans are completely out of your budget.

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3. So they aren't required to cover vasectomies? That rather stinks.

I don't know if he enrolled yet, he just lost his job. We'll have to call around and see if the companies cover it despite the fact they aren't required to.
Poor guy, just lost his job and now she's trying to get him trimmed.  If I may offer a suggestion....



For a little under $10, they'll never have to worry about unwanted pregnancy ever again! The primitives could send it around and the value would be even better with each use!  Heck, when they all pass out around the drum circle, just fix them all right there. All of the illicit drugs and pot in their systems means they won't feel a thing!
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2014, 09:07:29 AM »
Can someone give me a definition of "healthy weight"?
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2014, 09:11:10 AM »
Oh my God, why so much information in the OP? 

So he just lost his job and this is what they're worrying about?  I can just see them "calling around to see if the companies cover it."  My impression is that she thinks it's free.  She's hasn't met Mr. Deductible yet. 
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2014, 09:25:29 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 21, 2014, 09:11:10 AM
....My impression is that she thinks it's free.  She's hasn't met Mr. Deductible yet.

The day that Mr. Stud meets Mr. Deductible will be one for the record books. That will be the same day that Mr. Stud discovers that DUmmy moriah has finally got off her fat butt and you know,,left.

Mr. Stud then is all of a sudden neutered, unemployed, partnerless and in debt for a snip job.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2014, 09:42:18 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on May 21, 2014, 09:07:29 AM
Can someone give me a definition of "healthy weight"?

A "healthy" girl means something completely different down here.  You can usually spot the "healthy" ones sitting with their perpetual yard sales, waddling to the bingo parlor or parking in the local golden corral.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on May 21, 2014, 09:07:29 AM
Can someone give me a definition of "healthy weight"?

For non-dummies, that would be morbidly obese or circus fat lady. 
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2014, 11:58:29 AM »
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Can someone give me a definition of "healthy weight"?

nadin has advised us that she and her doctor have agreed her body has reset at its normal weight.

So she's the picture of health, a candy apple on a popsicle stick.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2014, 12:10:00 PM »
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... but the issue is that the guy i'm with now...

Give it a month and you can take it up with the next "guy I'm with now."

And please don't reproduce.

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2014, 12:11:02 PM »
Sounds like the BF is afraid the Dummy will "punish" him with a baby.

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2014, 12:17:50 PM »
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I am undecided on whether or not I want to have kids someday, so I do not want to do a tubal.

Did she even ask him if maybe he wanted to have kids one day? :whatever:

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2014, 12:20:14 PM »
She could try using the family planning method.  Oh but that's free and would be her responsibility so I guess that's out. :whatever:

Just swallow and you will be safe.  :bird:
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2014, 12:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2014, 12:20:14 PM
She could try using the family planning method.  Oh but that's free and would be her responsibility so I guess that's out. :whatever:

Just swallow and you will be safe.

We need some kind of award system for folks who give really outstanding advice.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2014, 12:29:47 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 21, 2014, 12:25:20 PM
We need some kind of award system for folks who give really outstanding advice.
:rotf: when in doubt, swallow  :rotf:

I didn't listen to my own advice, hence #4  :thatsright:
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2014, 12:44:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2014, 12:29:47 PM
:rotf: when in doubt, swallow  :rotf:

I need to be alone now.

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2014, 12:51:08 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2014, 12:29:47 PM
:rotf: when in doubt, swallow  :rotf:

I didn't listen to my own advice, hence #4  :thatsright:

I was thinking this was a pretty good thread to start, that nothing could really improve it.  You've totally proved me wrong.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2014, 02:04:47 PM »
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Does the ACA mandate coverage for vasectomy, and if not, why?

Why are the DUmmies so convinced that the American people are responsible for paying for their recreational sexual activities? 

Is the time going to come where they demand the taxpayers pay for season tickets to their favorite sports team or annual passes for Disneyland?
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2014, 03:49:28 PM »
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Does the ACA mandate coverage for vasectomy, and if not, why?

It was originally going to be covered, but then Gina suggested a less expensive alternative.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2014, 03:54:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 21, 2014, 03:49:28 PM
It was originally going to be covered, but then Gina suggested a less expensive alternative.

I'm all about solving problems  :wink:
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2014, 04:54:18 PM »
If I were allowed to post over there I might do my public service for the week and inform the primitive that she is experiencing the classic symptoms of cervical cancer. It usually goes undiagnosed until, well, until it's too late.

Never mind what was I thinking.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2014, 05:23:19 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on May 21, 2014, 09:07:29 AM
Can someone give me a definition of "healthy weight"?
Just guessing, based on a lot of the photos DUmmies have posted of themselves, a 'healthy weight' for them is anything that doesn't peg the meter on a livestock scale.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2014, 05:32:24 PM »
What DUmmie wyminz really want in a man is one that has been neutered.....see Moochelle Obama.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2014, 07:50:50 PM »
They're not married... just dating, right?  She wants her boyfriend to get a vasectomy because he doesn't want kids?  I'm sure he just doesn't want kids with her...

I'm not even going to feel sorry for the guy because he is staying with a woman he's not even in a serious relationship with to get snipped. 
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2014, 10:05:44 PM »
Does anyone else think this person could be moling?

Vasectomies aren't covered under ObamaCare. His law only panders to the sluts and welfare moms. The OP might be pointing this out in an obtuse way.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2014, 10:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Red alert on May 21, 2014, 04:54:18 PM
If I were allowed to post over there I might do my public service for the week and inform the primitive that she is experiencing the classic symptoms of cervical cancer. It usually goes undiagnosed until, well, until it's too late.

Never mind what was I thinking.

Well a common complaint about IUD's is excessive bleeding. 
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2014, 11:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 21, 2014, 09:11:10 AM
Oh my God, why so much information in the OP? 

So he just lost his job and this is what they're worrying about?  I can just see them "calling around to see if the companies cover it."  My impression is that she thinks it's free.  She's hasn't met Mr. Deductible yet. 

DUmmies give out way too much information.
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