If Dummies could eliminate one person from history

[HawkHogan]

http://www.discussionist.com/?com=view_post&forum=1015&pid=13102

So the original poster, Juan Rico, asks the junior dummies if they could eliminate one person from history who would it be. 

Not surprisingly, few of the Dummies on DU jr. actually pick Hitler or Stalin or Mao.  Instead, the Dummies pick members of the Bush family. 

Winston (190 posts)
1. I wouldn't eliminate anyone.

Dummies like Winston believe that eliminating people like Hitler is irrelevant, and that history would have played at the same way.  But, I digress, it's time to focus on the real monsters.

saber (15 posts)
10. Prescott Bush

FORD (221 posts)
14. Samuel P. Bush

Remove this treasonous piece of shit before he can sell Remington rifles all over Europe, arming all sides of what becomes World War I. Some of them also end up in the hands of Nick Lenin and his pals, which leads to the Soviet Union.

Take Samuel Bush out before he can reproduce and you have eliminated Prescott Bush. Hitler might not have happened in Germany without WWI, but if he had, at least Prescott wouldn't be allowed to fund him.

Genetically, without Prescott, there would be no George HW "Poppy" Bush Sr. Which means there would be no Jeb, Chimpy, Neil, or Marvin. All of whom are criminals, warmongers, etc. Also, no Prescott Jr, who sold the US out to China.

Politically, eliminating the Bush Crime Family before it got started would also mean we would have never had to put up with Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Dan Quayle, Paul Wolfowitz, Henry Kissinger, or any of the other traitorous shitbags who we have been putting up with for decades now, despite decades of crime and treason that remains unpunished.

Now somebody tell me where Doc Brown's DeLorean is, and let me get this done!

This Dummy is upset that the United States wasn't a fascist state.

Navy Guy (69 posts)
18. Although I don't personally advocate taking him out I'd say George Washington

This country would be a much different place if it's first leader didn't step down and instead ruled for life.

A lot of Dummies would also eliminate God, Jesus, Moses, or Abraham. 

[Burrowing Owl (146 posts)
5. Although seriously

probably Abraham.

Would definitely have the biggest impact on western history.

The Dummies are annoyed that religions created morality, their bane. 

Graniteman (66 posts)
56. Ronald Reagan

No one else even comes close.

Ronald Reagan of course. 

[USA4ME]

And from one of the biggest idiots any of us from CU or CC have ever had to deal with:

liberalguy

20. Milton Friedman.

You let trash like LG on your board, you'll let anything in.

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[thundley4]

Navy Guy (69 posts)
18. Although I don't personally advocate taking him out I'd say George Washington

This country would be a much different place if it's first leader didn't step down and instead ruled for life.

DUmmies love them a dictatorship.

[HawkHogan]

And from one of the biggest idiots any of us from CU or CC have ever had to deal with:

You let trash like LG on your board, you'll let anything in.

.

I honestly can't even tell if that thread is full of moles, or if the Dummies are that demented. 

Jesus, Reagan, Washington, Friedman, the Bushes.   They are really demented. 

[landofconfusion80]

liberalguy

20. Milton Friedman.

I guess I could see why the primitives would feel that way about Friedman.  When their entire economic belief structure crumbles under the thoughts and writings of a reserved small Jewish fellow, that would bring out anger in anyone.  Still a blast to watch for any other Friedman fans among us. 
(<------Huge econ. freak here.... such a nerd)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzT_sLgf-UQ[/youtube]

[FlippyDoo]

I don't understand. Not one single mention of franksolich. The DIzzy DUmmies are way off of their game.

[landofconfusion80]

I don't understand. Not one single mention of franksolich. The DIzzy DUmmies are way off of their game.

That makes perfect sense.  They all think that they could be next and wouldn't dare to tempt his wrath.  They all think it, but they'd never put it to words. 

[FlippyDoo]

That makes perfect sense.  They all think that they could be next and wouldn't dare to tempt his wrath.  They all think it, but they'd never put it to words.

Excellent observation! They didn't mention him in hopes of keeping his attention away from them.

So frank, are you taking names?

[GOBUCKS]

I don't understand. Not one single mention of franksolich.

As stupid as they are, even DUmmies know you don't poke the bear.

[obumazombie]

As stupid as they are, even DUmmies know you don't poke the bear.

And you don't mess around with frank...


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qUXcXuMSE[/youtube]

[DumbAss Tanker]

I notice none of them said 'Myself,' despite their endless prognostications of horrifying planetary doom, the tragedy of Americans overusing their share of resources and exploiting everyone else in the world, their hand-wringing about over-population, and their never-ending litany of their own despair and clinical depression.

[Big Dog]

I guess I could see why the primitives would feel that way about Friedman.  When their entire economic belief structure crumbles under the thoughts and writings of a reserved small Jewish fellow, that would bring out anger in anyone.  Still a blast to watch for any other Friedman fans among us. 
(<------Huge econ. freak here.... such a nerd)

Milton Friedman was the shit. FA Hayek was a god among men. Ludwig von Mises was the Babe Ruth of economics.

John Maynard Keynes sucked balls.  John Kenneth Galbraith was the organ grinder's monkey of economics.

(Economics with attitude!)

[GOBUCKS]

What a bunch of brooding, grim, Stalinist losers!

Swarms of DUmmies in Chicago, but not one mention of Steve Bartman.

[98ZJUSMC]

FORD (221 posts)
14. Samuel P. Bush

Remove this treasonous piece of shit before he can sell Remington rifles all over Europe, arming all sides of what becomes World War I. Some of them also end up in the hands of Nick Lenin and his pals, which leads to the Soviet Union.

Take Samuel Bush out before he can reproduce and you have eliminated Prescott Bush. Hitler might not have happened in Germany without WWI, but if he had, at least Prescott wouldn't be allowed to fund him.

I think Gavarilo Princip might throw a monkey wrench in your revision.  Know who he was, retard?

[Ptarmigan]

And from one of the biggest idiots any of us from CU or CC have ever had to deal with:

You let trash like LG on your board, you'll let anything in.

.

He was something.

[98ZJUSMC]

Politically, eliminating the Bush Crime Family before it got started would also mean we would have never had to put up with Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Dan Quayle, Paul Wolfowitz, Henry Kissinger, or any of the other traitorous shitbags who we have been putting up with for decades now, despite decades of crime and treason that remains unpunished.

Huh?  You single-celled organisms are beyond insane.

[Big Dog]

I think Gavarilo Princip might throw a monkey wrench in your revision.  Know who he was, retard?

The DUmmy is only firing on 5 cylinders.

FORD (221 posts)
14. Samuel P. Bush

Remove this treasonous piece of shit before he can sell Remington rifles all over Europe, arming all sides of what becomes World War I. Some of them also end up in the hands of Nick Lenin and his pals, which leads to the Soviet Union.

Remington sold riffles to all sides before World War One? The Germans and Ottomans, too?

[DumbAss Tanker]

The DUmmy is only firing on 5 cylinders.

Remington sold riffles to all sides before World War One? The Germans and Ottomans, too?

Rolling blocks were their only big European military contract before war actually broke out, and that was long before.  All out of first-line service long before the Great War started.

DUmmies trying to talk about real history, you just know that's not going to end well...

[thundley4]

Rolling blocks were their only big European military contract before war actually broke out, and that was long before.  All out of first-line service long before the Great War started.

DUmmies trying to talk about real history, you just know that's not going to end well...

DAT, you got your post count back, but not your Karma. 

[BlueStateSaint]

DAT, you got your post count back, but not your Karma. 

I'll start helping with that, then.

[diesel driver]

I honestly can't even tell if that thread is full of moles, or if the Dummies are that demented. 

Jesus, Reagan, Washington, Friedman, the Bushes.   They are really demented.

No, not demented, just totally, completely, all-out, no holds barred, rock solid, black hole dense, F'N STUPID!

[Big Dog]

Rolling blocks were their only big European military contract before war actually broke out, and that was long before.  All out of first-line service long before the Great War started.

DUmmies trying to talk about real history, you just know that's not going to end well...

I'm surprised that World War One even happened, given the DUmmy's point that "all sides" were arming themselves with the Bush Family's single-shot riffles.



Damn those Bushes!

[JohnnyReb]

Want to eliminate a lot of wars and death?.......kill a young Karl Marx.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I'm surprised that World War One even happened, given the DUmmy's point that "all sides" were arming themselves with the Bush Family's single-shot riffles.



Damn those Bushes!

They were truly marvelous rifles...just not appropriate for fighting anything after the Indian Wars.

[Big Dog]

They were truly marvelous rifles...just not appropriate for fighting anything after the Indian Wars.

Uberti makes a copy, available in .45-70. I'd have fun hunting elk with one.

But it was definitely not sold to "all sides" by Mephistopheles Bush before World War I, as the delusional DUmmy asserted.