My first CU-CC cross post. I hope the two boards don’t mind.
Since there are now DUmmies, DIzzies, and DIzzy DUmmies, I thought it might be nice to post a few things to remember when you are viewing/posting at DU and DI…
A baby outside of a woman’s body is a human and killing the baby is murder, BUT a baby inside a woman’s body is just a clump of cells and is perfectly okay to kill and doing so is NOT considered murder. BUT it is only okay to kill the unborn baby…I mean clump of cells…if the woman within whose body the baby resides contracts the executioner…I mean doctor. If the woman within whose body the baby resides does NOT want the baby killed and someone else kills the baby WITHOUT her permission the baby automatically stops being a clump of cells and becomes a human and the person that kills the baby has committed murder.
Confused yet?
A Christian who loves America and disagrees with homosexuality and abortion is hate-filled, narrow-minded, and is waging a war on women, but an Islamic extremist who enslaves women and executes homosexuals is a Freedom Fighter IF said extremist also hates America.
Dissent is patriotic IF the president in office at the time of the dissent is white. If the president in office is black then dissent is racist UNLESS the one doing the dissenting is also black; however, if the dissenter is black and is also a republican then dissent is again not patriotic and said dissenter is an Uncle Tom.
If the president is white, posting images of the president as a monkey, chimp, or ape is hilarious. If the president is black, posting images of the president as a monkey, chimp, or ape is racist.
High unemployment numbers during a democrat administration means the economy is great. Low unemployment numbers during a republican administration means the economy is terrible.
If you’re a liberal, franksolich is out to get you and due to his stealthy ninja skills could be hiding behind any tree or blade of grass. His politeness is just a sign of his uncivilness.
