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Re: oh hai
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2014, 07:39:57 PM »
Less words. More Boobs.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2014, 08:43:38 PM »
Less words. More Boobs.

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Check out this pair of boobies...






















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Re: oh hai
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2014, 08:46:22 PM »
"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2014, 08:51:48 PM »
I'm here. Everyone can stop panicking now.

Except for DUmmies. Keep panicking you mewling pussies.

I missed everyone. I missed you the most.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2014, 08:56:53 PM »
bitch slapped for sucking up.
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2014, 08:59:26 PM »
Nobody missed me.......  :bawl:
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2014, 10:24:52 PM »
Nobody missed me.......  :bawl:
I missed you. Next time I'll be more accurate.

Hi5 btw

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2014, 11:14:11 PM »
Whoooo Hooooo!

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2014, 07:55:45 AM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2014, 08:11:59 AM »


Just going to assume you have the conservative version  :naughty:
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2014, 08:23:02 AM »
Looks a little different, but it's OK. Based upon what I saw yesterday, they must be still working out some issues, so it may still go on and off for a while. But I appreciate all those who are working on this are doing.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2014, 10:36:16 AM »
There you are, Mr Mannn!  Did you ever make it over to CU? 

Thanks for everyone's hard work. 

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2014, 10:40:31 AM »
Oh hai, Oh My.

HA HA DUmmies!
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2014, 10:47:39 AM »
The Cave is back up, Scott Walker is Governor of WI and Sarah Palin continues to give the left fits every day. All is right in the world again.  :yahoo:
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2014, 12:11:44 PM »
"Oh-Hai"???

You're supposed to shout "O-H" and then wait for the response.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2014, 07:42:00 PM »
Glad its up again.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2014, 07:47:30 PM »
There you are, Mr Mannn!  Did you ever make it over to CU? 

Thanks for everyone's hard work.
Nah, never made it over there. looked in a few times, but I have way too many bad memories of Paultards running rampant.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2014, 07:56:26 PM »
Nah, never made it over there. looked in a few times, but I have way too many bad memories of Paultards running rampant.

I almost didn't go over. We did add a bit of spice to the place. I haven't forgot though.
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2014, 08:35:05 PM »
Nah, never made it over there. looked in a few times, but I have way too many bad memories of Paultards running rampant.

that was my problem with it too, but I did lurk some and it looks a lot better than it did four or so years ago.

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2014, 08:51:16 PM »
You can not stop free speech, It's settled law bitches.  :redbird:

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Re: oh hai
« Reply #45 on: May 19, 2014, 08:57:16 PM »


Betcha missed us.....

Very cute!  H5.
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2014, 03:51:43 AM »
Unlike Curtis Wade Pretzel Warrior Branson's "consulting" business and DUmp account, the Cave is back online and making turns through the water.
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2014, 02:55:04 PM »
It's all good.
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Re: oh hai
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2014, 03:08:11 PM »
As Thor mentioned, "reconstruction" is still in process, and will take some time; this isn't the final look of conservativecave.  It's just that getting it functional was the priority, not making it pretty.

And those who've made it functional have my undying gratitude.

Now, I had considerable problems tracking people down while we were gone, and lots couldn't be contacted to let them know what was going on.

There's the conservativecave facebook, and there's our sister site conservativeunderground--check it out, register, and post; they're fine people there--places at which information is shared.  Plus there's--uh, never mind.

But if one's not into any of these things, but wants to be consoled when something happens, personal-message me an e-mail address where I can reach you.  For purposes of internet security, it's not necessary for me to have one's main personal e-mail; a junk account will do, just so one checks it when there's problems.
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