Lord Marblehead recruiting new KGB for Skins's island

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10133761

Oh my.

EarlG (13,861 posts)    Thu Apr 17, 2014, 01:09 PM

We are now accepting new volunteers to serve on the MIR Team from April - July 2014

We are now accepting new volunteers to serve on the MIR Team from April - July 2014
 
Volunteers who wish to help keep DU running smoothly should consider joining the Malicious Intruder Removal Team (MIR Team). The role of MIR Team members is simple: they are empowered to revoke the posting privileges of people who show up at DU with the intent to disrupt.
 
Members of the MIR Team are provided with tools to delete spam posted by people who have had their posting privileges revoked, but they are NOT responsible for removing community standards violations, locking threads, or dealing with violations of DU's Terms of Service wherever they may occur.
 
If you are a DU member with at least six months of membership, at least 1,000 posts, and proof of identity (ie. you are a Star member) then you can apply to be a member of the MIR Team. (Please note that if your Transparency page is displayed, you are disqualified from serving on the MIR Team.)
 
How do I apply?

Simple: just post in this thread to let us know that you'd like to give it a try, and you could be selected by the Admins. There is no application form to fill out, and no confidentiality agreement to sign. MIR Team members do not have access to any privileged information about other DU members.
 
We plan to introduce the new MIR Team on Thursday April 24.

For much more information about the MIR Team, click here!

In_The_Wind (55,921 posts)    Fri Apr 18, 2014, 09:24 AM

23. I cried at the end of my first term on MIRT last year.

It was a great bunch.

I grew a lot (personally) thanks to that team. They supported me through a meltdown triggered by a few threads last Spring. DU is my family, my friends, my foes, my entertainment.

^^^a long time ago, was the "psychic" Joan_Alpern primitive, a prominent Andyite during the Scamdal.

darkangel218 (9,396 posts)    Thu Apr 17, 2014, 01:24 PM

3. I would like to volunteer.

^^^

MannyGoldstein (26,316 posts)    Thu Apr 17, 2014, 01:43 PM

9. Volunteering for duty.

^^^

hrmjustin (33,624 posts)    Thu Apr 17, 2014, 02:16 PM

10. I would like to volunteer again.

<<<doesn't think primitives with active accounts on conservativecave are good risks for mole-detecting.

William769 (37,751 posts)    Thu Apr 17, 2014, 03:46 PM

16. I would like another term if there is still room.

^^^

Rhiannon12866 (60,114 posts)    Thu Apr 17, 2014, 04:37 PM

18. I would really like to volunteer again!

My computer is fixed and I'm here on a daily basis again!

^^^the primitive who made the last known contribution to the freeloading stewert primitive, a whopping hundred bucks.  It's no wonder she couldn't afford to get her computer repaired right away.

[JohnnyReb]

John Kerry reporting for duty.

You  Malicious Intruders don't forget your safety equipment, steel toed shoes, face shield, heavy gloves, gasmask and a spray can of unwashed hippy body odor for camouflage.

[Karin]

Speaking of Soviet oppression, a DUer posted a thread, saying that some people needed a history lesson.  It's about Stalin's forced starvation of the Ukraine people. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024840334

No replies, one rec. 

We know exactly what loathsome vermin you are, DU. 

[BlueStateSaint]

John Kerry reporting for duty.

You  Malicious Intruders don't forget your safety equipment, steel toed shoes, face shield, heavy gloves, gasmask and a spray can of unwashed hippy body odor for camouflage.

Don't forget 'The Good Rig.'

[GOBUCKS]

Don't forget 'The Good Rig.'

And boots filled with a Bowie knife and peanut butter packets.

[obumazombie]

This thread is gold.
I got a good laugh out of it.
That makes up for my overexposure to willcross today.
Any exposure to willcross is.